I Am A WHORE For “the Love Is Requited, They’re Both Just Idiots”

we’re literally talking about chemical weapons???? two or more things can be true at the same time? using chemical weapons is still bad even with or without a fucking net?

are you having trouble making a single coherent thought? or is that just beyond your intellectual capacity?

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It is WILD that you say “selling drugs and engaging in gang turf war does not make you not a citizen” as if that changes the fact that they’re still CRIMES.

I mean, if your logic is that Zaun is technically part of Piltover and thus falls under Piltover’s jurisdiction… committing a CRIME under their jurisdiction means you can suffer consequences from your actions. No? It doesn’t MATTER if you’re a citizen or not. Being a citizen doesn’t give you free rein to do whatever you want! You have to obey laws!

If I’m a citizen of a city in America, and I do a crime, the police of that city are allowed to take away my rights as a citizen. That’s what being a citizen in a functional society MEANS!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WEIRD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS????

Domestic bliss

Harry's voicemail

“Hi this is Harry Potter, sorry i couldn’t pick up your call

If you’re hermione please limit your message to at the most 4 minutes. I’m a busy man ‘mione, really.

If you’re ron, yeah hi to you too i’ll be at yours on tuesday night for drinks don’t worry i haven’t forgotten.

If you’re neville, er, congrats on whatever new plant you just got.

If you’re luna, yes i’ve renewed my Quibbler subscription, tell your dad i said hello.

If you’re ginny, congrats on that match you won and have come to call and scream to me about.

If you’re draco, i’ll be home soon, don’t leave the stove on, finish the laundry if you haven’t already, yes i’m okay, yes i miss you too, yes i know you want my ‘bloody arse’ home. I love you too.

And i’ll get back to you as soon as possible!”

art by @unhonestlymirror

Ahhh yes, Monday again tomorrow. Lovely. Have some Existential Crisis Nanami.

otps

i fear they will always have this chokehold on me

Team JNPR brain cell

When I look at these I can total see this as jaune ren and Nora shenanigans. 

megumi's laugh

Tony Stark: don't hug me parker we're not there

Tony Stark: *creates a suit for Peter Parker with over 500 web settings*

Tony Stark: *puts a tracker and recording devices into the suit so he can ensure Peter is safe constantly*

Tony Stark: *has requested updates on Peters life so he knows that Peter quit marching band six weeks ago*

Tony Stark: *listens to all the voice messages Peter leaves for Happy to the point that he knows Peter got a churro from a Dominican woman for giving her directions*

Tony Stark: *talks about his own father being distant and how he's trying to end the cycle when talking to Peter*

Tony Stark:

Tony Stark: also im not your dad so jot that down

Satoru Gojo is Master Geto's one and only best friend, after all.

no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind