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i hope you find your twin flame in this life

Welcome to the Madness EXTRA: Yuri Plisetsky

In this mad, mad world, all I have to do is just keep on showing everyone that one moment that I, and noone else, chose. 

“You are allowed to shit talk your NOTP as often as you’d like” and “If you shit talk them on other people’s posts or in the main tag, you are a dick” can and do coexist.

You are allowed to feel grossed out by ships.   It doesn’t erase basic manners.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

It’s affection, always / you’re gonna see it someday

I love soulmates but also this-

if something is allowed under the law, it doesn’t mean that that thing is inherently good or insusceptible to misuse. the law itself may not be intrinsically capable of detecting and punishing misuse either.

guns are allowed in domestic policing, but that still doesn’t mean that you can fire at will. you can’t willy-nilly shoot at criminals if they do not pose any threat to you. it is the way it is because the use of a gun against even the most heinous of criminals with no weapon in hand, especially if it threatens civilians nearby, is a human right violation. now replace “guns” with “chemical weapons” and read that excerpt again.

if you live in america - with that degree of police brutality and the deafening outcry against it - and i still have to make this allegory so you understand, then maybe you should go outside and talk to real people for once.

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It is WILD that you say “selling drugs and engaging in gang turf war does not make you not a citizen” as if that changes the fact that they’re still CRIMES.

I mean, if your logic is that Zaun is technically part of Piltover and thus falls under Piltover’s jurisdiction… committing a CRIME under their jurisdiction means you can suffer consequences from your actions. No? It doesn’t MATTER if you’re a citizen or not. Being a citizen doesn’t give you free rein to do whatever you want! You have to obey laws!

If I’m a citizen of a city in America, and I do a crime, the police of that city are allowed to take away my rights as a citizen. That’s what being a citizen in a functional society MEANS!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU WEIRD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS????

my warm spring 🌱

Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”