Since You Take Asks About Families As Well Let Me Talk About How Much I Love Love Love! The Clockers

MOTHER THIS IS NOT HEALTHY

Admitting my star sign was a mistake.

Thought I should make a pinned post because from here on out it may be necessary.

Hi! I’m Tsippi, and I go by Tsippi. I don’t really care what pronouns you use for me. I am also a minor! +18 blogs DNI!

Here is my current list of sideblogs:

@tsippibutgendercrisis

@tsippithejew

@tsippidoesnormalhumanthings

@tsippitriestodoithimself

About me: I am queer, Jewish, Zionist, autistic (I consider myself to be disabled), I am currently learning about DIY, and I think dragons are awesome!

Warning, in case you missed it the first time, I am a Zionist! If this makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block me or simply not interact! To be clear, I do not hate Palestinians, and I do not want the people in Gaza to die, or anything like that. What I do believe is that Israel has a right to,and should, exist in it’s current location as a Jewish state.

If this is formatted awfully let me know, but I’m not sure if I can do much.

Not entirely sure how to explain in words, but a beloved character who you feel great attachment to and affection for.

New tag game! Use this picrew to make yourself, and your current blorbo

(Mine is Maude Flanders, surprise surprise)

No reassure tags @krispyy-lotol @ablatheringblatherskite @justarandombrit @or-not-2b---i-dont-know @spaghettiwithnachos13 @excusemewotdidyousaytome @literary-lesbian @ginevralinton @nocturnal-cryptid @spineless-lobster @sitdownfeargalyounerd @ticcywhaleshark @ineffablelunatic @blue-eyed-giant and anyone else who would like to :)

also im really bored

I’m sorry to hear that.

Yeah sorry your boyfriend is dead. Yeah there was nothing we could d- wait what are you doing put the DNA copying powers down. Don’t look at him in the eyes desperately and copy his DNA. NO. BAD. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU COPE WITH LOSS. GO TO THERAPY DO NOT INVENT A NEW STAGE OF GRIEF. Why do I even bother.

Every life series summarized:

Third Life: What if gay people went to war?

Last Life: What if gay people betrayed each other?

Double Life: The worlds messiest divorce leads to a woman going on a murder spree because she found out her state assigned boyfriend was gay. also in the background, toxic yaoi between an eldritch demigod and his government mandated therapist.

Limited Life: Found Family. Also local fish and demon are SHOCKED when the man famous for constantly plotting to betray and kill his allies in order to win betrays and kills them in order to win

Secret Life: God comes down from the heavens because it decided that what these idiots needed was MORE yes-and, and then sticks around to bully a man about having no friends.

Real Life: The debatably cannon april fools episode where you can watch people get extreme nausea and learn what its like to be short.

Life Series Winners as Ghosts AU:

Grian: The longest dead, died in a revolutionary war against a corrupted king. Stabbed in the chest. Overly critical of every other ghost in the house, self proclaimed leader.

Pearl: The daughter of a noblewoman who was married off to the man who owned the house. She was convinced that the two of them were in love until he strangled her in her sleep, just aiming to gain her inheritance.

Martyn: A pirate who used the house as a safehouse in between adventures, until he was found out and he was shot in the back of the head. Did try to usurp Grian as the leader of the ghost at one point, failed pathetically.

Joel: A nascar racer who retired in the house after years of continuous victorys brought him fame and fortune. Died when a rival put a bomb in one of his cars.

Cleo: A fitness instructor from the 80’s. Moved into the house with her two sons. Poisoned by her jealous ex husband to get back at them for leaving him.

Scar: Cleo’s son who returned to the house in the future to investigate the death of his mother all of those years ago. He’s driven mad by the investigation and he hangs himself, at least that’s what everyone seems to think.

Scott: The most recent tenant of the house. Bought it because the housing market is shit but Bdubs wanted to sell the house no matter what he got out of it because of all the bad memories it held. Tried renovating it and had the ceiling crash down on him.

Jimmy: The most recent tenant of the house. The ghosts are frantically trying to get him to leave because everyone who lives in the house seems to die. Jimmy however, doesn’t care what the ghosts say, because he just thinks he’s hallucinating.

ccwau Lizzies vamp outfits are so much fun. I love her aaaaaaahhh. Bampires needed a bit of a redo even tho it was just a month.

Might open commisions soon if I have time.

That was true until YOU ATE A RAW ONION LIKE AN APPLE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!