@tvvigjuice NO SHE IS NOT

so, between the jimmy board game streams and this tommy video, i have discovered that i like grian’s bit of “i am long-suffering and do not want to be here“. because it’s just. a very funny bit. it also clearly only comes out when grian is surrounded by other people who are naturally more chaotic than him. he just transforms from the hermitcraft “teehee i am a knife roomba” to “i am the responsible adult in this room and i am not happy about it”.

Raw broccoli is owie.

@tsippi

@mcytblrholidayexchange Winter Gift Exchange for @bamblesthewisetomato !

This is a concept piece for a Gem and the Scotts world tour poster, playing at a concert hall near you, get your tickets now! (yes I included a few easter eggs for the snails joining the tour too)

Hope the new year treats you well <3

Finished a Webtoon yesterday, and it was so good that I’m having book withdrawals. Genuinely, the entire day after I finished it I was practically shaking.

Welcome to Double Life. A brand new 1.19 Minecraft series where the number of lives you have is indicated by your colour name. Green for three, two for yellow… ya-da-ya-ya-ya-da, you get it, you’ve heard the spiel before. The twist this series is that you are soulbound to another player. If one of you takes damage, both of you take damage. You share a health bar. And if one of you dies, you both die. But that’s not the only twist. The real twist is that the soulbound match-ups are far from random. No, each person has been sorted into pairs based on their compatibility to fit into two classifications: Caregiver and Little.

What if, instead of being inherently romantic, the soulbounds in Double Life were inherently familial, and were sorted into pairs of parent and child? How do the impromptu parents cope with the grave responsibility suddenly thrust upon them, and how do the children cope with their newfound lack of adulthood and autonomy in a death game?

I do what I want.

Itchy veins.

Imp and Skizz weren’t born, exactly. They spawned into existence as adults (which isn’t unique to them, as there are plenty of players - other Hermits included - that spawned out of thin air).

The thing is, it wasn’t just a coincidence that Imp and Skizz spawned in the same place at the same time. They’re what’s known as Heartbounds, where two beings are connected in every way besides physical. They have their own language that only they can understand, and they can pretty much read each other’s minds.

The mindreading doesn’t allow them to know each other’s exact thoughts, and they can’t completely control it, but it does let them ‘speak’ to each other without having to actually say anything. It also works long distances, so if Skizz is causing trouble on the other side of the map, Impulse will know that he’s doing something stupid (it also works across servers).

They can also telepathically send each other their intents (like if Impulse thinks they should prank Tango and wants to tell Skizz without anyone else knowing).

Their language is made up of random gestures and incomprehensible yelling. They know exactly what the other is saying, but to anyone watching they look insane.

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Tomatoes are nice.

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did