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Mine cast: endless jokes in the Greek story unit

A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

tell me it’s okay :)

This shit made me laugh when I'm supposed to be studying

Happy belated father’s day Dadneto.

OMG the backstory behind the whole boop thing is amazing.

this is so accurate it hurts

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

No offence, but Alan Turing didn't kick the Nazis' collective ass for you to run around saying that you're too gay to learn mathematics.

i like them :3

ok so top 5 or at least some very very gay one piece fights

luffy vs. katakuri: sometimes you just stab yourself in solidarity after fighting for a whole damn day while you learn to respect the other and sometimes you say he’ll beat your mother right before he leaves a hat on your face. sometimes you’ll be one of the very few opponents he’ll call his name. sometimes you beat each other bloody to cope

garp vs. roger: no particular fight here it’s just the inherent homoeroticism of chesing each other all around the world and comparing all other enemies to the other while wistfully looking into the distance as if it could make the other appear. he’s your mortal enemy then you trust him to save your unborn son this is just how it goes. also he’s the thiccest himbo thats ever graced marine colors

crocodile vs mingo: its the bitter jelous ex energy that just adds to the sexual tension of mingo beheading croco who all but spits on the ground and tells him to fuck himself while mingo pretends to be surpised that prison didnt humble him and says he’s jelous for siding with the other side. this is not heterosexual.

zoro vs. kaku: first of all zoro pops a boner at the sight of every decent swordman, second of all there’s just no heterosexual explanation for any of these panles i’ll let these talk for themselves:

“you’ve draw your sword [prev panel is of a very stragetically palced one]” “it’s moaning for blood” ‘your whole body is a weapon” like Mr. Roronoa sir maybe if you just said you want to suck his dick you wouldn’t have popped a whiole ass Asura in front of everyone. bitch you are gay

1. nami vs. kalifa: the greeting from the bath, nami saying how hot she is multiple times during the whole arc, nami calling sanji a mess for letting kalifa’s beautify do her in then falling for it within the same breath, the cloth ripping. if there is one regret nami has of her time with the strawhats is that she missed the chance of kalifa railing her silly. 

conclusion: zoro and her commiserate over their chance of getting laid in enies lobby in gay drunk silence

when the tech support guy starts calling you babygirl