My Personal Rankings Of All The Toons.

Dream Dandy keeps making him go on adventures and Boxten keeps almost dying

This dialog is so funny too me...there's so many ways you can interpret it at they're all hilarious imo

1. Astro is giving Boxten good dreams and he's just so anxious that he manages to twist them into nightmares

2. Astro doesn't understand what a good dream would be to Boxten and keeps accidentally making him experience The Horrors™️

3. Astro is intentionally giving him nightmares and lying through his teeth here(my personal favorite although unlikely)

“TOGACHAKO IS LITERALLY CANON” i scream as they force me to take my schizophrenic pills

I HATE DRAWING HANDS.

Sometimes I do genuinely consider actually delving into a self-aware Kieran au but what can I possibly create that Toby Fox hasn't already made ten times as good

mistletoe

Drayton: "Thanks for the food, Gramps! That shit was bussin'. Respectfully. SHEEEESH!" Drayden: *sobs* "What the fuck is he talking about, Iris?"

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

welcome to dandys world where 90% of humor is weird touching and making fun of fat people

the Christmas toons are soooo jealous of regular toons. “I wish I was half of the person that you were” type beat.

I wish I was afforded the complexity, the personhood, the capability that you have. I wish I was half the person you are.

All I am is a one note character. You have the opportunity to be more, while I have to sit by the wayside and just let myself rot in this stale caricature of a person.

All the toons are alive, and that means that they can grow, they can become more than what the show originally casted them as - but the Christmas toons only have a sliver of that chance because they’re only there for barely a month at a time.