All Roads Lead Back To The Roman Empire.

That’s right. Just being alone with a woman can get you kicked out of college. Even if she’s not the one who accuses you.

Also, I can’t help but think how terrible the “victim” must feel.

Also from the same writer and paper: woman gives blowjob to blacked-out man, and he gets kicked out.

2014 season

So me and my boys finished our season with a record of 4-6-0 should have been 6-4 but let's say I doubt the competency of one if the refs we had for two games. Okay so it's it's not a great record but for the past 2 years we went 1-9-0 so we're defiantly coming back. For a little backstory for myself, I play on the offensive line of my team. Not a glamorous role but a very important one. Iv been playing for only a couple of years and iv been assistant coaching for one. And I love every minute of it. Onwards no though into the winter and to the next season where I'm coaching at a British university in the bucs league. Time to make some lineman run laps!

There's one problem with this. When poachers track a rhino (which can take days) and they discover that is horn has been dyed like this, they kill it anyway.

And they kill it so that they won't end up tracking it again and wasting their time.

This is a good idea but ultimately doesn't work.

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away.

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

Fucking Play Asia, Making me a fan.

Also loving fem freq here “DIS IS SEWIOUS!”

In which JonTron says there is no discrimination in western countries.

“I’m so sick of politics in video games”

what the person likely actually means:

“I’m tired of badly shoehorned references to the current POTUS or the 2016 US Presidential Election that will age like milk”

“I don’t like to see idiotic swipes or jokes at the expense of Richard Spencer or someone like that, because nobody fucking understands what the hell you’re talking about unless you’re a no lifer that lives online like me and I feel the lesser for it”

“Do you really need to put in a “So much for the tolerant ______” joke in your game?”

“Your attempt at exploring politics through the writing for your game would be embarrassing for a 16 year old to write and you’re fucking in your 30s holy fucking shit”

“I see what you tried to do here but you categorically failed entirely and only made a half baked surface level take”

“Nice joke, did John Oliver write it for you?”

“why did you say “triggered” or put an attack helicopter joke in this thing this is not a flashgame on newgrounds what the fuck is wrong with you”

“This transgender character that behaves like no actual trans person behaves is actually extremely offensively written and your attempts to deflect criticism by accusing your critics and detractors of transphobia and being the alt right are reductive and unhelpful”

“god can I please follow an indie game developer I liked on twitter without having to be held hostage by their bizarre meltdowns every week?”

what absolute idiots hear:

“I am somehow both a nazi and a coward centrist with no ideals at the same time!”