You See That Man? I Miss Him

I’m literally being called out by a sticker of Eddie on Amazon ! 😭

EXCUSE ME

E X C U S E M E T H E F U C K

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCARED

WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO OUR BABY TITAN

YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT

DANA DONT YOU DARE DO THIS TO US

NOT AFTER ANNE IN AMPHIBIA

JCS Incorrect Quotes

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Jesus: What is your biggest weakness?

Judas: I can be uncooperative.

Jesus: Okay, can you give me an example?

Judas: No.

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Judas: Jesus and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Jesus: Sentences.

Judas: Don't interrupt me.

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Judas: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Mary: I do have a sense of humor you know

Judas: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Mary: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Simon: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Mary: Alright, what's 30x17?

Simon: 47

Mary: That's not even close.

Simon: But it was fast.

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Peter: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Judas has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Epic: The Musical

Act 1

- Troy saga (5 songs)

• The Horse and the Infant

• Just a man

• Full speed a head

• Open arms

• Warriors of the mind

- Cyclops saga (4 songs)

• Polyphemus

• Survive

• Remember them

• My goodbye

- Ocean Saga (4 songs)

• Storm

• Luck runs out

• Keep your friends close

• Ruthlessness

- Circe saga (4 songs)

• Puppeteer

• Wouldn’t you like

• Done for

• There are other ways

- Underworld saga (3 songs)

• The underworld

• No longer you

• Monster

Act 2

- Thunder saga (5 songs)

• ?

• ?

• Scylla

• Mutiny

• Thunder Bringer

- Wisdom saga (5 songs)

• Legendary

• Little wolf

• We’ll be fine

• Love in paradise

• God games

- Vengeance saga (5 songs)

• Not sorry for loving you

• Dangerous

• Charybdis

• Get in the water

• Six hundred strike

- Ithaca saga (5 songs)

• The Challenge

• Hold him down

• King

• Royal wisdom Burst

• Olive tree

This is the list of songs for Epic!! Jorge Herrans, the song writer, showed this a while back on tiktok.

Edit: Going by the comments on TikTok, Your light was scrapped, kinda sad tho that was the song I first heard on Jorge’s tiktok

castiel + unintentionally being the funniest character ever

worst part is that my best friend knows this is happening, they were there when the 3 were saying bad things about me and they let me know it happened. But then they said “But don’t tell anyone I told you”, what I get from that is “Yes, it sucks they are doing that but better you than me”.

people need this version to be a reality

I am people

I have seen and heard SO MANY takes on Frankenstein of “what if the monster is just a hallucination and Victor’s doing the murders lol lmao” that just once I’d like a version where his family and the authorities and whatever successfully gaslight him into thinking the creature never existed and he did kill all those people and the creature crashes the public execution, looking exactly like Victor’s description, and being all “UNHAND HIM IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO KILL THAT BITCH!!!”

☾ masterlist ☽

last updated: 07/03/2020

Arrow

roy harper - you get hurt

Divergent

eric - he finds out you’re divergent

eric - he protects you

tobias eaton / four - You take a bullet for him [PART ONE] | [PART TWO]

Doctor Who

clara oswald - picnics in the park

clara oswald - she leaves and accidentally comes back three years later

two - he introduces you to the T.A.R.D.I.S

nine - he tells you he loves you after you hurt yourself

ten - he saves you from war

eleven - you argue and he apologises

eleven - he tells you he loves you

eleven - he pretends to be your husband

eleven - not you

eleven [DRABBLE] - when you’re sleeping

twelve - he’s jealous

Heroes of Olympus

apollo / lester papadopolous - you comfort him and he kisses you

MCU

peter parker - you find out he’s spider-man

peter parker - he’s jealous when you get attention at a party

peter parker - you’re sick but he’s busy with spider-man duties

meeting peter parker as a member of the guardians of the galaxy would include…

Merlin

merlin - you’re in a secret relationship

sir gwaine - he flirts with you, unaware that you’re a princess

Once Upon a Time

felix - you teach him how to use technology

hook / killian jones - he’s drunk

peter pan - he chooses you over killing

peter pan - he wants you to stay in neverland

regina mills - she tries to help you with an eating disorder

One Direction

louis tomlinson - he doesn’t like your boyfriend

Riverdale

cheryl blossom - she’s not good with feelings

FP jones - your parents don’t approve

jughead jones - you have a nightmare

jughead jones - you’re reunited when you move to riverdale

Shadowhunters

alec lightwood - you’re pregnant

jace herondale - you think he hates you

raphael santiago - he’s jealous 

Stranger Things

billy hargrove - heaven-sent [series x OC] 

billy hargrove - babysitting duty

billy hargrove - i love you

Teen Wolf

isaac lahey - he comforts you

isaac lahey - he leaves you and comes back when you’re dating brett talbot

The Hunger Games

caesar flickerman - you’re his bodyguard

finnick odair - he’s insecure about his past

finnick odair - you think he’s dead

The Vampire Diaries & The Originals

damon salvatore - you tell him you love him after risking your life for him

damon salvatore - he tells you he loves you

elijah mikaelson - he hurts you when he’s drunk

klaus mikaelson - you’re the salvatore’s sister

Vlog Squad

todd smith - bad night