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Fic idea
Dean goes to crash Sam's wedding because he found something shitty about Sam's fiance and is trying to save his baby brother
But he crashes the wrong wedding
"Don't do it! She's not who you want!" Dean yells the second he kicks open the Chappelle doors
Castiel doesn't wanna marry so and so, has been trying to get out of this arraigned bullshit for years
Sees a crazy dude crash his wedding and literally jumps at the opportunity. Doesn't think, just looks at his dad all "He's right father. She's not. I'm gay for that man!" Really awkwardly then runs to Dean, puts all his faith into this and jumps into his arms
Dean has no fucking idea what he just did, but the guards are behind him and now the groom in his arms is going "Run! Run! Run!"
And now Dean is running to his Impala, stuffing Castiel in it, and speeding away with him because fuck his life
And now Castiel is stuck in a road trip to save this random guy's brother from a sham marriage
AU
I'm gonna reblog with the gofundme link so it shows up in the tags.
to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube
they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!
i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
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