Link, *trying to get Din to calm down*: "Okay, okay, chill!"
Din: "I INVENTED CHILL!"
Nayru, rolling eyes:"No, I invented chill. You are literally the opposite of chill."
Din:"Remind me which of us is the Oracle of Seasons again?"
Nayru: "You're a fire goddess who wanted to play around how to add more heat without overbaking people, so you invented summer with the other seasons as a compromise. I'm a water goddess and goddess of law. Deep waters come in cold. Justice is served cold. I invented chill, ya flamebrain."
Farore: *Just sits back and eats popcorn*
Hylia just walking in: What the-?
Wild: What’s 5 x 2, come on give it your best shot.
Wind raising his hand:
Wild: Wind?
Wind: 12?
Wild: Okay lets get an answer from someone who is not a dumbass.
Hyrule raising his hand: 7!!
Wild: not you either.
Four eyes purple, raises his hand: what are the weather conditions at the time this problem needs to be completed?
Time in the back whispering to Twilight: wait its not 12?
Wild sick and tired: I give up.
BONUS:
Sky: snoring loudly
Legend: counting on his hands confused.
Warriors: facepalming Oh my Hylia. I'm surrounded by idiots.
Wild: Am I in trouble?
Twilight: Guess.
Wild: No?
Twilight: Try again.
Legend: Please let this be a normal family…
Wind: With Wild? No way!
Alternative version:
Four: Please let this be a normal adventure…
Legend: With Hylia? No way!
I really haven’t changed terribly much XD (ALSO thanks for the tag!!)
Hey you guys should come and join me! @tinydragontoonz @zetrif and also, @itsjustpolyester312 !!
Link
I was tagged by @cutebisexualmess for this but the chain was too long so I'm restarting!
If only that little girl could see me now (she'd probably think I was cool tbh)
uhm tagging: @b3achfagz (ik you dont do tag games so u can just ignore this but i though u might find it cool) @cassiecryptic @viktheviking1 @depressedgremlinbitch @ramencat12 @inkyslimee @the-horrifying-digital-circus @patipati @cute--thing @musicalsiphonophore @tastetherainbow290 @disenchantedwarlock @bookishcatcafe and anyone else who sees this and thinks it looks cool!!
Legend: See, may Hylia forgive you, because I sure as heck won’t.
Legend: Actually, screw Hylia. She’s next.
Hyrule: What makes life so difficult?
Legend: People / Hylians
Chapters: 4/10 Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dark Link (Linked Universe) & Everyone Characters: Time (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Dark Link (Linked Universe), Sky (Linked Universe), Malon (Legend of Zelda), Wind (Linked Universe) Additional Tags: Manipulation, Emotional Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Betrayal, Everyone Needs A Hug, Four (Linked Universe)-centric, Dark link (linked universe)-centric Summary:
Dark Link (Dink as those pesky heroes called him) was finally ready. His great plan was finally in action. And it will never stop. He had all the time he could possibly need.
OR 8 times a hero betrayed the chain and 1 time the hero betrayed Dink. | | | | STRANGE UPDATE SCHEDULE
Scar looking at Grian to see if he did something (a prank of sorts).
*Kind of Modern lu au*
Legend holding up a water bottle: You see this water bottle? The amount of water in there is how much I care.
Wind: There’s no water in there though…
Legend: I know.
Erend: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings Aloy?
Aloy: no.
Varl: I do!
Erend: I know Varl.
Varl: I’m sad.
Erend: I know Varl.
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