Demise: There Is Only One Thing Worse Than A Hero.

I think I have a super power. I’ve been watching the life series for a while, and it’s weird because the person who I was watching always won. Like in 3rd life I watched Grian for the majority since the start. Then from last life I watched Scott’s pov. Now in double life I was watching from pearl’s pov. Am I like somehow magical???!!

Like seriously, I watched them from the start and now I am so confused.. do I have a power of watching who wins?

Wild and Wind causing chaos, Legend and Warriors arguing, Twilight and Sky trying to stop everyone. Four watching the chaos with a deadpan expression Time turns to look at the camera like in the office: Now you see this? This is what I have to deal with.

Four, later, to the same camera: Don't tell anyone, but Time and I started the chaos. Hyrule spotted us and, like a smart man, chose to record it for us.

Jay in the middle of writing/typing something: Oh- ah. What’s it called again??

Zane working nearby: What’s what called?

Jay: Oh you know, that… [mimes] spritz thingy with the nozzles and trigger thing.

Zane: I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about.

Jay: Never mind. It’ll probably come back to me later.

Later… (3:00 am)

Jay: SPRAY BOTTLE!

Zane: AHHHH-

Hiya, I’m here just to say That I will be vanished for a while. Don’t expect daily postings. It shall eb a very busy week, But I will try my best to post often-ish? Yeah. Oftenish. Yeah..

(I don’t actually know if thats a real word or not… probably not.)

Oh and before you ask, Yes I am going to (try) to make a full story on @heading-down-to-georgia ‘s shades of Red au since my brain goes brrr. But since I don’t have access to any fanfiction sites, I’m going to try to write it out on a google doc and then move it to tumblr… I actually have the entire story planned out XD XD.

Well, hopefully see you guys soonish?

*Wild later*: And thats how Warriors tragically lost his life. He will be missed.

Warriors: I’m not dead quit it!

*Wind sadly*: sometimes I still hear his voice

Or an Alternative end:

*Warriors being attacked* *scratch tape*

Warriors: Yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well…

Wind, running into camp: gUYS!!

*Holds up a cucco with pink feathers wearing a blue cap* Legend's been turned into a cucco!!!

Cucco!Legend: *grumpy birb noises*

Everyone except Sky: *horrified gasps*

Four: How the fuck?

Warriors: Don't you mean "How the Cluck?"

Everyone: ...

Warriors: *attacked by Cucco!Legend*

OMG… pftttt Green is just like: I messed up…

Based off this

;D

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Four's Colors (Linked Universe) & Everyone, Red (Linked Universe) & Everyone, Blue & Green & Red & Vio (Linked Universe) Characters: Red (Linked Universe), Blue (Linked Universe), Green (Linked Universe), Vio (Linked Universe), Shadow (Linked Universe), Four (Linked Universe), Wild (Linked Universe), Time (Linked Universe), Twilight (Linked Universe), Legend (Linked Universe), Hyrule (Linked Universe), Wind (Linked Universe), Dark Link (Linked Universe), Warriors (Linked Universe), Sky (Linked Universe) Additional Tags: Contains OCs Summary:

So, this is (for the majority) my LU Red and color fics, I love Red and Four just so much-

This fic will have an ending, and all the similar aus will be grouped together. Ch 1 has the key and is a table of contents. Most of these are Red-Centric, but some may have the colors.

(Note, some are pretty angsty/whump and some MAY contain death, major injuries or otherwise.)

 ((Note #2: I will finish this after I have completed my Ninjago illegal Elemental Masters au fic.)) ^ That explains it all :)

Red: See, they told me I could be anything-

Wild Finishing Red’s sentence: So I chose to be a menace!!

Cuts out to show Both of them surrounded by fire and wielding fire rods

Hey. Been a while.

Mutuals, friends, random people who will see this and continue to scroll onwards. Thank you

I haven't been updating my social media very much, (except for Ao3 semi-often), mostly since someone I care about very dearly has fallen victim to Liver Cancer...

Stay safe everyone! Stay hydrated, happy, and comforted!

Hey, @rusted-fairy-wings GET SECOND TAGGED MFER (affectionately ofc)

My fun fact abt myself: I CANNOT stand bitter or anything spicy. Even wasabi, I feel like I’m burning from the inside!

Anddd- my other tags!! @tinydragontoonz @zetrif @marenwithanm (man, I need more mutuals…)

But also, EVERYONE SEEING THIS!! Gimme a fun fact!

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )