Sparkle Markle Spam - Part 7

HOW TO REPORT POTENTIAL SUICIDE ON TUMBLR

okay guys, ary ( @skishenanigans ) has me really worried.

tumblr has a feature where you can report a user suspected of wanting to take their own life and will do their best to track their ip and roll out authorities to make sure they are okay. you can help ary by doing the following:

1. go onto her blog and see the last post she made. at the bottom there will be a little plane lookin arrow. click it

2. once you have clicked it a like of options to “share” the post should pop up. you want to click the flag that says “report”

3. next, three options will appear. click “report something else”

4. a page with several options for violations will appear. click “self-harm”

5. tumblr will ask if this user is in immediate danger. no one has heard from ary for a couple of days. click “yes”

6. tumblr will then ask you for your name and to verify you are a real person. once you have done that, submit the form

it’s gonna happen any time now so…. what’s the ship name for ryan ross and ryan seaman

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

playlist about long distance relationship; {listen on spotify}

// joe brooks - my heart will wait // a r i z o n a - oceans away // us the duo - i will wait for you // us the duo - no matter where you are // plain white t’s - hey there delilah // the civil wars - to whom it may concern // aurora - half the world away // avril lavigne - wish you were here // ed sheeran - all of the stars // the temptations - my girl // charlie puth - one call away // jeremy passion - as long as you wait for me //

Stock AU Masterpost

listen i adore aus, but any time i go looking for prompts, they’re all like, weirdly specific run on sentences of highly specific scenarios i don’t want specific, i want broad strokes that gives an Aesthetic that lends itself more to designing the characters in a brand new world

So! I kind of figured maybe other people were the same so here’s a master post of broad strokes Stock AU ideas.  I tried to keep them as BROAD as possible, and several show up under several categories since there are different interpretations (ex: a modern day royalty au is much different from a fantasy royalty au).  Not every possible incarnation of an AU is represented, i tried to keep them to the most popular ones where i could.

if you have ones i missed, please feel free to reblog and add them, or message me and i’ll edit the og post.  I would prefer, tho, to keep this particular post SFW, as I want it to be accessible for everyone, so pls keep any NSFW AUs on separate posts.

Modern

Bodyguard

College

Gang/Cult

Detective

High School

Celebrity/Fan

Actor

Idol

Model

Mundane

Artist/Model

Coffee Shop

Florist

Office

Tattoo Artist

Youtuber/Let’s Player

Rock Band 

Royalty

Secret Agent 

Soldiers 

Historical

Arranged Marriage

Circus

Medieval

Pirate

Prohibition/20s

Regency

Royalty

Victorian

Western/Cowboys

Other Era

Fantasy

Angel/Demon

Animal/Half-animal [including magical animal]

Fairy Tale

Fey/Faerie

Gods/Goddesses + Priest/Worshipper

Hunter (or Animal Trainer)/Magical Creature

Pirate/Mermaid

Royalty

RPG

Witch/Wizard

Magical Realism

Ghost

Magical Girls/Superheroes

Psychic

Vampires/Werewolves/Other Paranormal Beings

Horror

Alien/Space

Eldritch Horror

Haunted House

Monster

Serial Killer

Sci-Fi

Aliens

Dystopia

Exploring/Researching a Brand New Planet

Futuristic

Mecha

Scientist/Experiment

Secret Agent

Steampunk

Time Travel

Virtual Reality

Crossover/Other

Genderbend

Evil-Verse

Hogwarts

Pokemon

Reincarnation

Role Swap

Series Swap [dropping all characters into the plot of another medium]

Soul Mate

Teenagers with only Gerard’s vocals and Mikey’s bass line.

My edit so no stealing :)

This makes me so weak I can’t even.

I’m MCRying at my own edit.

Czech Wikipedia about Gerard Way has it right 😁 (Husband/Wife: Frank Iero And the patience)

Just realized Mike Naran played with Andy Black on 2017 Warped Tour

Please Remember...

You are never as awkward as you think you are

You are never as annoying as you think you are

You are never as boring as you think you are

Your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are

You are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for

Chin up, everything’s going to be okay, okay?

me: *looks up how to be mysterious*