You Know That Band.

Please Remember...

You are never as awkward as you think you are

You are never as annoying as you think you are

You are never as boring as you think you are

Your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are

You are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for

Chin up, everything’s going to be okay, okay?

Stock AU Masterpost

listen i adore aus, but any time i go looking for prompts, they’re all like, weirdly specific run on sentences of highly specific scenarios i don’t want specific, i want broad strokes that gives an Aesthetic that lends itself more to designing the characters in a brand new world

So! I kind of figured maybe other people were the same so here’s a master post of broad strokes Stock AU ideas.  I tried to keep them as BROAD as possible, and several show up under several categories since there are different interpretations (ex: a modern day royalty au is much different from a fantasy royalty au).  Not every possible incarnation of an AU is represented, i tried to keep them to the most popular ones where i could.

if you have ones i missed, please feel free to reblog and add them, or message me and i’ll edit the og post.  I would prefer, tho, to keep this particular post SFW, as I want it to be accessible for everyone, so pls keep any NSFW AUs on separate posts.

Modern

Bodyguard

College

Gang/Cult

Detective

High School

Celebrity/Fan

Actor

Idol

Model

Mundane

Artist/Model

Coffee Shop

Florist

Office

Tattoo Artist

Youtuber/Let’s Player

Rock Band 

Royalty

Secret Agent 

Soldiers 

Historical

Arranged Marriage

Circus

Medieval

Pirate

Prohibition/20s

Regency

Royalty

Victorian

Western/Cowboys

Other Era

Fantasy

Angel/Demon

Animal/Half-animal [including magical animal]

Fairy Tale

Fey/Faerie

Gods/Goddesses + Priest/Worshipper

Hunter (or Animal Trainer)/Magical Creature

Pirate/Mermaid

Royalty

RPG

Witch/Wizard

Magical Realism

Ghost

Magical Girls/Superheroes

Psychic

Vampires/Werewolves/Other Paranormal Beings

Horror

Alien/Space

Eldritch Horror

Haunted House

Monster

Serial Killer

Sci-Fi

Aliens

Dystopia

Exploring/Researching a Brand New Planet

Futuristic

Mecha

Scientist/Experiment

Secret Agent

Steampunk

Time Travel

Virtual Reality

Crossover/Other

Genderbend

Evil-Verse

Hogwarts

Pokemon

Reincarnation

Role Swap

Series Swap [dropping all characters into the plot of another medium]

Soul Mate

Meet the Band: MCR Edition

Moikey:

-Seeing him smile is like seeing a chupacabra

-Has been down with kickball since the third grade

-90% leg

-Jawline could CUT a man

-“Don’t watch me straighten my hair it’s creepy”

-The voice cracks: “DUDES” “OH MY G OD”

-Wants to roll up Dungeons and Dragons characters

-“I’ll sign em, you bring em”

-Comes with Kung Fu grip and Judo

-Way down way down way down way down WAY DOWN WAY DOWN *falls*

-The MOST adorable let him speak please for the love of god

-“Sacrificing virgins..”

OH FRANKIE?!:

-Whirling blender of chaos

-Has probably given himself whiplash

-and you can FIGHT ME FOR AN APPLE

-Literally fights everyone on stage

-“I play guitar and scream”

-“I HOPE I-” *skips line where he mentions wanting to die in front of his kids* ONE TWO THREE FOUR

-“He makes me wear these [Gerard’s gloves]”

-Likes to climb on the equipment and then fall

-tiny feets

RAY of sunshine:

-*wheezing* “look at this I just put my hand in a cupcake”

-Frank: He’s a good kisser too

Gerard: yes he’s a very good kisser

Ray: ANYWAY THANKS TO ALL THE EXTRAS WHO CAME OUT TODAY

-Frank: *climbing in the coffin*

Ray: YOU SHOWIN YOUR BUTT? NO GET OUTTA HERE-

-Musical genius and so dedicated and talented

-Mom

-Puts up with everyone’s shit

-*answering Q and A* “Frank, in Vampire Money do you say ‘aw yeah ba-’ yep there it goes.”

-FUCK yEAH, ATARI FLASHBACK

-*playing claw machine* *gestures to multiple patriotic teddy bears* “The winnings..” *cue him and Gerard making the bears sing and dance*

Gee:

-Smol teeth

-Invented red eyeshadow

-Likes to jack off the mic

-YA MOM’S COMIN

-“Shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie motherfucker”

-I KILLED SO MANY PLANTS

-*slurred* “It’s uhh itsswomen’s cut they ah always fall down”

-1000% chance of sass with a side of extra af

-Looks like a cinnamon roll and is an actual cinnamon roll

-“We actually like to- like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE”

-SUCKING DICK FOR COCAINE

-feather boas

-“AAAAAAAAAAH IT’S FOR THE HAMSTER THAT IM GONNA BUY”

if you’re emo and you know it bang your head

if you’re emo and you know it bang your head

if you’re always saying “Thanks Pete”

and your music taste can’t be beat

if you’re emo and you know it bang your head

Just realized Mike Naran played with Andy Black on 2017 Warped Tour

me: *looks up how to be mysterious*

The worst trick a childhood anxiety disorder pulls is, you spend your early years being applauded for being so much more mature than your peers, because you aren’t disruptive, you don’t want any kind of attention, you don’t express yourself, you keep yourself to yourself - this makes you a pleasure to have in class, etc etc - and you start to believe it’s virtue. But you’re actually way behind your peers in normal social development, and who knows if you can ever catch up.

This is flipping hurtful. I've been thinking about it for hours now and I still can't believe this is happening. Guess I'm losing faith in humanity again. Thanks a lot.