“You’re No Longer The Perfect Creation Mother Had Wanted. You’re Like Me, Now.”

Spin the duck

Alien Joe: Human Alan, what are you doing?

Human Alan: Spinning a rubber duck.

AJ: I can sense that, but why?

HA: Dunno, just feel like it.

[The silence of a rubber duck being spun in a small bowl of water]

HA: ...

AJ: ...

HA: Aren't you on duty now?

AJ: I seem to be mesmerized by spinning of the duck.

HA: Yeah, it happens sometimes.

...

...

HA: I think we should get back to work.

AJ: You're right.

[continuation of the silence of the spinning of the rubber duck and the two not resuming their duties]

Atsushi lands on the ground with a huff, his enemy doing the same with a coy smirk. He sends a glare at the other, not expecting this to be as tiring as it has been.

"Aw~ the little kitty cat is getting tired~" Ranpo sing songs and Atsushi growls harshly. Ranpo only chuckles and releases the strap keeping the knife in place on his thigh. The weapon sits in Ranpo's hand, but does nothing with it.

Atsushi knows that he's fighting a losing battle. Even if he's stronger, the mafioso is one of the smartest people in Yokohama, even Dazai has talked about the ravenette's intelligence with awe. Atsushi sends out a frustrated snort at the other, transforming his legs into those of a tiger before booking it.

Ranpo watches him leave and Atsushi has an inkling that that was what he was expecting. Either way, he can't go back now. He needs to get to the Agency to discuss a plan on how to deal with the Port Mafia. 

Back where Ranpo stands, a phone blares out, beeping obnoxiously. Ranpo answered after a few moments, listening to the person on the other end of the phone with a disinterested face.

"Yeah yeah, I got the weretiger. In fact, he's right where I want him~" He ends the phone call, opting to enjoy the breeze before the big bang.

"Weretiger, you're so much fun~"

T-Thanks, Jayfeather…

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Gideon: I think Frost was right. 


Kremy: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' 


Gricko: Frosty wouldn't do that. 


Frost: You're right, Gricko. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.


Frost: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Frost Told You So' on the back*

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Las Nevadas Valentines day but its silly

One is a foodie, the other eats snow. I don’t need more reason to ship them.

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No one probably cares, but i just want to say this somewhere lol.

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