Another Poll

Shadow: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

Been thinking about Sonic and Tails and how after a few years the two of them finally feel comfortable enough to start treating each other in that mean way that only siblings can be.

He’d never joke if it was something serious- but whenever Tails gets a wound like a scratch or a bruise Sonic will give it a long, hard look while clicking his tongue and say, “I’m sorry bud, but we’re gonna have to amputate :(“ and Tails will magically pull out a hacksaw saying ‘bet’ and Sonic has to wrestle it away from him.

It’s hot outside and Sonic is too lazy to get his own drink so he stands there begging Tails to let him have a quick sip of his:

Sonic: pls just one sip and I’ll give it back

Tails: …5 seconds and that’s it

So Tails gives him the drink and Sonic is being dramatic like “thank you so much bro this means a lot to me”. And Tails stands there watching as Sonic slurps down the rest of his drink until theres nothing left and his brother hands him the empty cup back like “that hit the spot thanks dude :)”. Tails looks down at the empty cup in his hand then back at Sonic and he just full force smashes the cup to the side of his head, water and ice just splashing everywhere.

Tails is working in his lab and every time Sonic goes to visit him and catch up he will always ALWAYS leave the door open when he leaves. Tails will yell at him to leave it closed and Sonic never listens, he’ll just stand there in the door and go 🤷‍♂️ until Tails chases him around the house. Sometimes Tails will legitimately just lock the door and Sonic will scratch outside like a dog kicked out of its home.

Tails is throwing a tantrum and just being particularly snarky and Sonic will always say stupid stuff like:

Sonic: “I literally gave birth to you???”

Tails: “Mf no you did not ☠️”

They make a bet about who can embarrass the other the most in front of strangers. They’re out getting ice cream or something and Sonic is letting Tails choose a flavor at the front, and the worker is talking to them like “how nice that your brother is taking you out for ice cream”. Tails look up at her with a big smile and says, “It sure is. It’s the first time this month since he’s let me out of the house. I’ll have to enjoy this while I can!! 🥹”. The lady looks horrified and Sonic grabs Tails by the scruff of his neck and tries to de-escalate the situation.

Sonic: ahahaaa wowie!!! Kids sure do say the funniest things am I right?? 😁

Tails: 🦊🍦

They’re out shopping and it’s kinda busy and so Tails slips away while his brother is preoccupied and leaves to go do his own thing. An hour passes by and Sonic has already left when Tails sends him a message saying “You forgot me in the store :(“ Sonic goes through the 100 stages of grief before sprinting back and freaking out thinking he’s the worst brother ever and Tails has already been at home waiting for him to get back just to laugh in his face.

Sonic is hyping up Tails to their fans and he playfully ruffles his head and goes, “Yep! He just learned how to tie his own shoes, I’m hoping that he’ll learn his alphabets soon enough. ☺️” and Tails dies on the inside bc now all these people think he’s a second grader.

Mean sibling bonding at its prime.

ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

(aka i saw for@v@r pop every single totem tubbo had and get downed & then cucurucho picked him up and i thought it was the coolest thing ever)

(+additional versions under the cut)

Sampard but Gepard is very firmly into men so when Sampo is in disguise as Madame Brughel and tries to flirt, Gepard gently and politely brushes her off.

He doesn't take any offense, assuming he's like this when on the job and Brughel is a civilian.

Except the next time, they are in a bar and Gepard is off the clock, so he tries again. Gepard politely shoots him down. He laughs it off and puts the thought away.

Now Brughel was caught somewhere she really shouldn't be (information is a very good currency) and figured a little flirting wouldn't hurt.

Except Gepard ignores her.

Gepard never ignores Sampo.

So now Sampo is annoyed and a little miffed that a persona that's gotten more stoick men to crack has done nothing to Gepard so he tries again and again and again.

Gepard is getting annoyed and a little worried now, since it's been three months and Sampo hasn't done anything which is weird.

Sampo finally goes to blow off some steam, getting the captain in a chase as he stole a good amount of items.

And off handed out of habit, Sampo drops a line about Gepard's pretty eyes and what he'd love to do with his mouth.

Gepard, in a moment that almost makes Sampo stumble, blushes brighter than that time in the bar and stumbles giving Sampo enough time to get away.

Now Sampo has to deal with these revelations while Gepard can't stop thinking about what he said.

Miles: Saying "They'll never find your body" is so passe. Try saying they'll never stop finding the body.

Miles: "They'll be finding pieces of you for the next six months. You will be alive for at least two of them."

Love you Sonic 3

LOUD WARNING//

Knuckles is presumed dead until one of the parents gets home and finds him passed out in the closet

Audio

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

Shoji: Get some sleep Midoriya: I can't Shoji: Why? Midoriya: I have things to do! Shoji: So do them Midoriya: I'm too tired Shoji: ...Then sleep? Midoriya: I can't. Too anxious about not doing the things. Shoji: Then do something Midoriya: It's too late Shoji: ...I'm so confused Midoriya: Now youre getting it!

Edited to add the picture with the link because for some reason Twitter says it’s NSFW even though they’re fully clothed.