Woah Whaaaaat. I'm Actually Making A Pooooost?? Whaaaat??? Not On My Dmitri Account Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??????

there they go

i've been reading through this and i

i feel a sense of impending doom

Well, Hubert, there's a first time for everything! Including seeing the Petrov side of the castle!

“Indeed... Dmitri always freaked out whenever I asked if I could visit. He didn’t want me to come over, for some odd reason. We just usually hung out in the royal garden, which my family owns.” Hubert explained quietly as he observed the other side of the castle. There were painted portraits here and there of Dmitri’s father and mother but no Dmitri, as if he was completely disregarded or removed. Neither parent looked happy, although it was surprisingly dark as Hubert progressed forward. It was hard to see the details of the portraits, even if Hubert stopped to observe them closely.

Jack observed the portraits closely. With a flap of his golden wings, he ascended slightly into the air so he could get closer to one of the portraits. Dmitri’s father looked outright angry, with glasses tucked snugly over the brim of his nose and his eyes narrowed as though staring at the observers. He had black hair and pale skin with a thick beard that curled over his mouth. Dmitri’s mother had clothing that showed a lot of her skin but covered just enough where it wasn’t unsightly. She had long hair that flowed over her shoulders, although some of her hair was tied messily back by a red ribbon. She wore cherry lipstick and almost looked... amused? Jack didn’t like their faces already.

When the spirit noticed Hubert had continued onward, Jack quickly landed to follow and stay abreast of Hubert.

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!

i feel a sense of impending doom.

M!A the bird is back at Wallaces house amd safe- away from the up and coming danger

The small bird and the pillow it rests on disappears.

“Oh! Thank you. It’s much safer like this. And what do you mean ‘up and comming danger’? Is something going to happen..?”

wallace'a redemption arc is just losing faith i his dad little by little-

also hallo ;)

bruh what do you expect from that guy. he's a dumbass LMAO-

Well Wallace holds a little too much faith in his ability to not be dumbass. Though at least he wasn’t the least bit surprised when he heard Dmitri was being murdered-))

Also hey trashcat :)

Happy Annoy Squidward Day!

rb to make a trans person feel loved 💕

You’ve been psychoanalyzed by every social media algorithm but you get ads instead of therapy

hey i got a dsaf account now-

so if ya'll like that the account is @mother-trashcat

be warned- there's a lot of phoneys-

not yet anyway-