No It's A Smoothie (red)

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

Reblog to make your balls itch

Weird that we have so many catgirls and zero hagfishgirls with how every transfem I know produces nefarious slime

Making this post for no reason other than to announce to the world how much I fucking LOVE hagfish

They bring me so much joy. They occupy one of the coolest ecological niches. They are one of the few remaining members of an ancient lineage of jawless fish. They are the only animals (THAT WE KNOW OF) to have a skull but no vertebral column.

Conclusion: hagfish (and their relatives the lamprey) are FUCKING COOL and I think we should spend more time thinking about them.

Me asf

i think ppl will enjoy these so im sharing the experience of studying a tbh creature in the wild.... fascinating creatur.......

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

Yo this is funny as hell everyone should fill it out. Yes even if you aren't in the US

https://secured.heritage.org/the-heritage-doge-survey/

civic duty

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Wtf is tumblr doing 😭😭 staff worse than Sarumans after Gandalf became white

did i just witness @germanknifemommy / lilith get nuked in real time????? i was on her blog and then clicked a different post then went to click back in and it says "hmm. nothing here" ???? and the notification i got of her reblog is now gone. what the fuck dumblr???? give her back ~nya

I wanted to become a truck driver and thought trans stood for transport

My step brother made me.