I am all for this but why the windex??? Why do you need to drink windex first???
At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.
As a hog, I'd be delighted to see this
reblog to sniff prev
Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted
I'm putting a lot of hope on you potato. Do not fail me
Where tf are the transfems I need to fuck one (or two.., or three or or) but they're only on FUCKING TUMBLR not in the real world
Girlarson :3
I feel like if you add “girl” to the start of anything it becomes like… ten times cooler, like snuggling is great and all but girlsnuggling? Sign me the fuck uppppppppppppp
reblog this rat until staff gets involved
Why are there so many fucking pornbots on tumblr wtfffff
Trans, gay, queer, dumb, lesbian, nerd, physicist, geologist, weirdo, play game, eat hot chip, lie. take a wild guess at my fave mineral. 23
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