NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM OMG???? FOR TWO YEARS???? I GAGGED???

You cannot convince me this didn’t happen

garcia: i made a marshmallow agent hotchner.

garcia: see? his arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow agents for annoying him.

garcia: you like it?

hotch:

hotch: *choked up* it’s fine.

I just KNOW David would tell the pun of the century and Joe would be laughing while kicking his ass. Like don’t ask me how I just know these things

Found this picture of Shane Taylor on Pinterest and it’s so cunt in a way that I can’t explain properly

Seeing footage of the aftermath of the flour massacre in Gaza is so painful

"Where is my daughter? Tell her I don't want flour anymore"

"My brother was shot holding a bag of flour. He kept holding on to it so they kept shooting him"

"Why does flour have to be stained with blood?"

Over 100 have been killed. Every single one of them hungry. Every single one of them has someone waiting for them to come back with the bag of flour.

Israel is using starvation as a weapon of war against innocent civilians. Israel ambushes starving Palestinians and shoots them. Israel is not fighting a war to defend itself. This is another episode of Israel's ongoing genocide in Gaza.

Gene waiting until everyone else has had a turn in the showers because it takes him significantly longer to get the blood off and he doesn’t want to make anyone have to wait for him to be done before they can get a turn. And then when he walks away he feels no cleaner than he had been before because there are some stains that just can’t be washed away.

Harry Welsh

I think the reason why Eugene Roe is my favorite character is because I relate to his faith in God, to his prayers that go unanswered. That he has a particular saint he recites things from (Francis, like I personally have with Matthew), and he holds onto it. That his faith is shaking as bad things continue to happen but he clings to it with his fingers because it’s what his family has taught him. That eventually when everything has fallen around him, when Bastogne gets blown up, Renee dies, and he realizes he cannot save everyone, he makes his own faith. He sits next to Babe and fixes his hand and looks out onto the line where the Germans are waiting to kill them, and he decides to laugh. To smile. Because one day God will answer and show him His plan, but right now he needs to survive. And then in Austria, in Zell am See, and bad things still happen but Eugene saves Chuck. Or he sees someone else save him. The mountains are beautiful, he’s playing baseball, and the war is over. I like to think that at the end of it all, Eugene saw His plan, and he found peace in that.

You ever look back on the fictional people you had crushes on and realize a pattern? Cause I fell in love with Spencer Reid, Sherlock Holmes, Mazikeen, Loki, and Bucky Barnes. I think there’s a pattern and it’s broody brunettes

Peter: *texting happy* Happy! Help, I’m being kidnapped!

Happy: *replying* where are you?

Peter: I’m with some strange person! In a car. Help!

Happy: I’ll call Tony

Tony: *answering his cell* Y’ello?

Happy: where’s Peter? He told me that he’s being kidnapped.

Tony: Peter? Whaddya mean, he’s sitting in the back seat right her-

Tony:

Tony: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Tony: *turns around in his seat to be facing Peter* UNDEROOS! MY GOATEE WILL GROW BACK!

Peter: *pushing himself against the car door* WHO ARE YOU?!