Charley, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Wally, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Rhonda: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Charley: Playing systemic oppression.
this part made me laugh so hard 😭
SCHOOL SPIRITS (2023-) S02E07―Anatomy of a Fallout Shelter
i’m sorry but y’all don’t talk about school spirits enough for me.
the cobra kai fandom after tory nichols just beat the living sh!t out of sam larusso for kissing her boyfriend while drunk:
i'll forever be upset over the fact that NOBODY went to tory after her mom died?? one of our most powerful and strongest students has the world crash down on her in one day??? great, sam's the captain now! and hawk takes tory's spot! oh, and no one check up on her. not her loving and caring boyfriend who has supported her before in other instances, not amanda larusso who despite everything tory did to her daughter, still tried supporting her and getting her back on her feet, not any of her senseis who should be a good role model and influence on her life especially in one of the toughest times she's ever had to go through!
NOPE! just give her space cause clearly that's what she needs right now. "she'll come to us when she's ready" my ass!!!!! she deserved so much better
why is he so adorable what
just finished school spirits. what the FUCK
tory: my mom just fucking died
the entirety of miyagi-do: ok but headbands though
cobra kai is crazy bc every character is living in a fun and camp and fully immersive pg-13 suspended reality karate au rom-dramady except for tory who is living in a psychological horror saw trap
Maddie Nears
"I'm sorry. Is my being dead hard for you?"
CK rants
-demitri is so underrated!!!!!!
-if i hear one more time that demitri made hawk worse im gonna need to get a gun
-“hawk prime” is him being a violent pos bully
-if i hear “johnny is the real karate kid” again im gonna slap your head on a wall
-daniel larusso my KING you deserve better
-cobra kai literally taught kids to be bullied
-silver and kreese WERE HORRIBLE TEACHERS why are they being called cool
-they also got way to much screen time bro i don’t need to see your entire backstory 45 times in each episode idgaf
-amanda my princess
-sam is the best fighter ever love her to death
-giving tory the benefit of the doubt because of her mental state but then dismissing same/demitri’s ptsd/anger towards hawk is dumb af
-they overdo the “bullied to bully” trope in the show
-trying to make me empathize with kenny for going after anthony after being bullied by making him a borderline murder is a no
-if you can forgive characters for attempted murder/breaking and entering/assault and battery don’t try to bring up cheating as an argument
-ck bro dude that insult mary/sam on a show about bullying,can actually go die
-sam only had 2/3 love interests in the show just like everyone else idk why ppl keep calling her a whore or whatever
-do NOT try to give kyler a redemption arc after what he did to sam