Hes Literally So Silly I Love Him

hes literally so silly i love him

Bill resumes writing. The text from before returns having been amended to say 'Dear diary, today I killed a bajillion guys'
No text, as Bill raises his pen with a thoughtful expression.
Bill Cipher lying down and writing in a book. Text above him reads 'Dear diary, today I killed a guy'

So how we feeling gravity fallers

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1 year ago

Bill accidentally hits you in the face multiple times with a frying pan

(cartoonish blood warning)

1 year ago

nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know

Panel one: captioned "Age 2." Drawing of a very small Bill Cipher with tiny chubby limbs, an enormous shiny eye, and youthful innocence. He's saying, "I'm a trangle. An equilatalal tringle. The cutest troingle."
Panel two: captioned "Age 14." Bill Cipher, looking older but still with a slight youthful features (shiny eye, mildly rounded corners, thicker limbs) with his hands on his "hips" glancing off to the side defensively. He's saying, "The doc said I'm psychic because I can bend into the third dimension because I have... WEIRD geometry. So if equilateral and scalene and isosceles are separate sub-genders, is 'psychic' a sub-gender?  I feel like being psychic is a gender role. I'll fight you about it."
Panel three: captioned "Age 1,000,000,00..." Bill, now fully adult, wearing a bow tie, glowing, and floating in a blue void, looks deep in thought and a bit perturbed. He's thinking, "I think I feel like I'm. like. Slightly square too. I wouldn't call myself a square, if I had to pick one thing it would be triangle, I'm never NOT a triangle. But there's somethiiiinng squareish here. Like a full plate of triangle with a side dish of square. Simultaneously. I can't tell people this, being a triangle is my whole thing. Kryptos would be sooooo annoying about it if I said I feel slightly quadrilateral. What does it mean. How do you be a square in a triangular way. Or triangular in a square way?? I don't even know what I'm talking about. I should have talked—"
Panel four A: captioned "2500 BCE". Screenshot (now colored) from Gravity Falls of a (presumably Egyptian) pyramid sitting in the sand under the sun. Panel four B: close up on Bill, his eye turned into an exclamation point, hands raised in excitement, shouting "HOLY SH—" Panel four C: Bill, now with his typical brick-line pattern on the bottom half of his body, with his fists raised in the air and his feet kicked out chanting "BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS".
Panel five: captioned "2012". Screenshot from Gravity Falls of Bill depicted as a multi-tiered six-armed glowing-eyed black-bricked neon-grout pyramid floating in front of the interdimensional rift, with large text scrawled behind him saying "GENDER EUPHORIA". Second caption: "And then he died."

of course he has gold bricks and pronouns

1 year ago

I didn't know where else to put this...

I Didn't Know Where Else To Put This...
1 year ago

my little asshole i love him i hope he falls down the stairs painfully /affectionate

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10 months ago

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1 year ago
About A Week Ago I Posted This.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

and my personal favorite

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

1 year ago
Uhhjjj Dave And Bambi Roleswap Au Thing Real Uhhhhh

Uhhjjj dave and bambi roleswap au thing real uhhhhh


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1 year ago
Have A Bip. As A Treat

have a bip. as a treat

1 year ago

bill doodle sneak also i got more if yall wanr

Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
LOOK IT’S ME

LOOK IT’S ME

START A CHAIN REBLOG OF BILL PHOTOS (please?)

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"𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓁 𝒢𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓰𝒽ℯ𝓇" we all say in unison RIP Misha and Gallagher - May 8, 2024. "To the imperfect tomorrow."

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