Just Give Me A Moment

Bill and Wheatley won in my heart 💔

i made this because im upset

Uhhjjj dave and bambi roleswap au thing real uhhhhh

>>START_LOG: HostLog_2: Subject: Host 2.9 Name: Animatic (Ani for short) Species: Unknown Source: Animatic Battle Gender: Unknown Pronouns: he/they/it(?) Description: Animatic was first brought up to us by Dr. Schvelts after they had done the first round of universe reviews for possible test subjects for Group 2. Animatic takes the appearance of a drawing of some sort, a light blue cross marking on the ‘face’ of it. His outline is black, another lighter outline underneath, and his limbs are that of a stick figure, one arm being vermilion red and the other ultramarine blue, the same for the legs but the colors flipped. Ani is known to change in size, shape, and color. We fear this subject. Known Abilities: The possibilities of their abilities are endless. We do not know how powerful they are but if their show is anything to go off of, they may be the most powerful Host here out of all of them.  Procedures to take: We will ATTEMPT to hinder their ability to teleport with a mixture of both Algebrien and Object protocols. In addition to this, we will send it to the deeper levels upon entry, far away from any important machinery and other hosts, but given its intelligence, we may be forced to use more intensive pacifying measures. END_LOG.

rewatching the series means getting to make new memes for old episodes

very excited for the silly straws chapter in specific, THAT'S were the REAL content is at

Random dump w random characters (Webtoon Dottore and Caine n Bubble)

Kandi but possessed by Bill idk

this is so canon, i would know

Mabel and Bill were sitting on the couch when Soos passed from the gift shop through the living room. As Soos passed, Bill was saying, "No, I just don't see relationships as eternal. Romance is a short term commitment. Like a fashion trend, or, or—"

"Like gum?"

Bill snapped his fingers. "Yes! Exactly like gum!"

As he headed upstairs, Soos heard Mabel say, "So when a romance starts to lose its flavor, you just—" and Bill cut in, "You spit it on the sidewalk, grind it under your heel, and float away without looking back, never thinking about it again..."

A few minutes later, after changing out of his Mr. Mystery suit into a more comfortable question mark t-shirt, Soos headed back downstairs. Bill was still talking: "... and all you get out of it is sickly sweet spit, you're just—swallowing all this sweet spit until it makes your mouth sour and it's dripping out around your eye, and it makes you hungrier than if you'd never eaten at all, and all your friends say 'oh Bill, you're always griping about your gum, why don't you settle down to eat a proper meal,' and you say 'how about you mind your own business, Kryptos, I don't lecture you about your diet,' and then your other friends accuse you of choosing inedible snacks so you don't have to commit to swallowing them, because they don't get that you're a flawless energy being, you don't need 'nutrition' or 'sustenance,' this is just a hobby to you—and then you just, you get sick of the taste of gum altogether, you never want to chew gum again as long as you live, it's always so needy and your jaw hurts, and it's your fault if you can't focus on chewing the stupid thing all day every day, like maybe you have a life of your own, did anyone consider that? So you burn down a gum factory so you don't have to look at their stupid ads! And then an eon later you find yourself craving a stick of gum, so you find a different brand and cram a new one in."

Mabel, who'd been listening to Bill's monologue in wide-eyed stunned silence, finally smiled in relief as he landed on a familiar sentiment. She pumped her fist in the air. "Yeah! Cram a new one in!"

"You get me, kid."

I think there might be something wrong with Bill.

AU where everything's the same except Ford is evil.

That's it. That's the only difference. He's been working with Bill all along.

Weirdmageddon still ends the same way; the only difference is Ford didn't consent to participating in the identity-swap plan with Stan.

It's the worst possible outcome for Ford: he wanted Bill to win, but he also wanted his family to stay safe. Now neither will happen.

I started drawing these because I wanted to provide context for making an Evil Ford costume design, and then I didn't even do that lmao. Also because I was imagining "if Ford ran into an alternate of himself out in the multiverse, who would be the ABSOLUTE LAST Ford he'd ever want to meet?" and I think it's this guy.

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”