So You Guys Just Go To Spotify Podcasts That Have Old Lemon Demon Songs On Them Instead Of Going To Lemondemon.com

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

being a jerma fan after his retirement is like listening to michael jackson after he died

hey this is my impression of aesop carls birthday letter but like if he was jerma

Okay, everyone is FINALLY here. The-uh The- letter- THE LETTER. The LETTER- said that the match is gonna start in three days, mhm, yup, you guys heard that right!! THREE days! Now- Oh my god-, Now it'll be time for me to talk to that uh-um, guy. Y'know, last night I had a dream that Jerry was standin' in this.. dim yellow light while I was um- arrangin' white flowers in a coffin. He like patted me on my shoulda and said I did a good job. Over the uh- years, I kept his teachin's in mind and NEVER forgot that I am an *undertaker*. Yeah, since I entered this uh- manor- manor, I've been searchin' for someone to have a new start with, that flakey girl isn't gonna do well, nor is that cranky guy. Someone.. quiet would probably be best for my coffin. And now, NOW!! MY SEARCH IS OVER!!! He TRULY has a face made for etern-eternal slumber! He's always sittin' in the corner all quiet and shit, like he has a-a-a secret that he doesn't want anyone to know about. I'm the only guy who understands him and he's the only guy that understands me, I'll probably talk to him uhhh... tomorrow. Or- OR! I could write him a letter. Only he, only HE- ONLY HIM. Only he can understand how fuckin' BAD I need him to be my silent friend. If he wants me to, I can even 'take care' of his dog. The other two candidates.. Well, they're not the most suitable but I'll get 'em done and send them off at the PERFECT time. Chat- I can't wait- I just can't wait to open up my makeup box and start my mission.

"don't you have better things to do" and thats where you're wrong

jarking it so hard right now WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE AN ANONYMOUS ASK BUTTON ANYMORE I HAVE TO BE MYSTERIOUS

Hello okay I'm new here thank you for this

aesop carl

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

every time i say "freaking" or more specifically.... "freakin'" i feel like i get possessed by the scout tf2

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