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the food i relate to most is a foot long hot dog

.... if you catch my drift, heh.

hey this is my impression of aesop carls birthday letter but like if he was jerma

Okay, everyone is FINALLY here. The-uh The- letter- THE LETTER. The LETTER- said that the match is gonna start in three days, mhm, yup, you guys heard that right!! THREE days! Now- Oh my god-, Now it'll be time for me to talk to that uh-um, guy. Y'know, last night I had a dream that Jerry was standin' in this.. dim yellow light while I was um- arrangin' white flowers in a coffin. He like patted me on my shoulda and said I did a good job. Over the uh- years, I kept his teachin's in mind and NEVER forgot that I am an *undertaker*. Yeah, since I entered this uh- manor- manor, I've been searchin' for someone to have a new start with, that flakey girl isn't gonna do well, nor is that cranky guy. Someone.. quiet would probably be best for my coffin. And now, NOW!! MY SEARCH IS OVER!!! He TRULY has a face made for etern-eternal slumber! He's always sittin' in the corner all quiet and shit, like he has a-a-a secret that he doesn't want anyone to know about. I'm the only guy who understands him and he's the only guy that understands me, I'll probably talk to him uhhh... tomorrow. Or- OR! I could write him a letter. Only he, only HE- ONLY HIM. Only he can understand how fuckin' BAD I need him to be my silent friend. If he wants me to, I can even 'take care' of his dog. The other two candidates.. Well, they're not the most suitable but I'll get 'em done and send them off at the PERFECT time. Chat- I can't wait- I just can't wait to open up my makeup box and start my mission.

do you ever think about how there was a last time he ever let himself have longer hair

Yama-jii: Once again, Hisagi is saved, thanks to me, the Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13! Shuuhei: B-But what about my bankai? Yama-jii and Kensei: You have a bankai???

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goo goo

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˙✧˖ メリークリスマス！ ˙⋆✮

havent been on in a while bc of life and whatever but you guys deserve something for this season: catboy jerma part 2

also im really embarrassed to say that it took an ungodly amount of time to finish this so do not mind the sudden style change from last time which was like... *checks rusty pocket watch* a while ago

shoutout to this one post that inspired this:

have a holly jolly christmas everynyan... nya... rawr.....

dividers by strangergraphics !!!!

i actually started tearing up in the middle of class what is wrong with this person

Today on a very special

where were you during the great tumblr elvis invasion of 2025