Stealing Your Boyfriend’s Sweater But You Have An Intense Passion For Multicolored Pyrotechnics…

It cost me every ounce of dignity. Blushing and kicking my feet and shit bcuz they sent a stupid cat meme. “Us.” It’s not us, we are not cats. I used to kill for fun. Now look at me. Waiting for them to play their turn in digital golf. Stupid ass

Having a boyfriend is literally free

V goes with Alt and stays behind the Blackwall

But on a bad day, Judy doesn't hit a single red light

Panam finds her tab at Sunset is paid

River's niece and nephew suddenly have the top score worldwide in their VR game.

The out of order vending machine at Kerry's hotel still spits out his favorite drink when he walks by.

And Johnny? Well, sometimes when "Never Fade Away" plays on the radio, he will swear he hears a voice behind it that's not his.

V is gone. But they are still absolutely alive.

or is this what it means to be a human being?

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

Tfw when you specifically told that naked guy not to jump off the cliff and the second you turn around you see that not only has he jumped off the cliff, but he’s laughing at you too.

to bury a goddess

Why are you gay?

Sexuality is a choice and i choose to be whatever i need to be to fully enjoy your beauty

thank you for gracing us with your knowledge

Yo howd you get so handsome share your secrets

Be gay, do crime