In The Magnus Archives Everyone So Far Has Been Under The Influence Of Something OR Has Been Smacked

I’m actually

Empty husk but I can still party

I like how it’s just an accepted fact that Swansea is a girl dad

Everyone always says how much they love himbos but where were you when it was time to choose team instinct in Pokémon go?

Why do I see your Pokémon in a red or blue gym after saying how much you love himbos on your blog?

Your love for himbos is just performative but I’m in the TRENCHES because that’s how real I am

(I love spark he’s such a cutie)

I keep seeing tiny Tim stuff on my dash and until now I thought a fandom had just grown around tiny Tim crachit from a Christmas carol

Like the dickens novel

But it’s Batman or whatever I guess🙄

OHHH YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ME TALK ABOUT A QUIET FUCKING PLACE

LOOK I DONT FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS BUT OH MY GOD IT WAS AN ENTIRE WASTE OF AN HOUR

Maybe I’m just not like good at seeing the depths and nuance of film or whatever but THE CHARACTERS WERE STUPID AND I CANT ENJOY SOMETHING WITH STUPID CHARACTERS THAT ARENT STUPID ON PURPOSE!!! THEY COULD AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS FAMILY IS A STUPID STUPID FAMILY THAT IS DUMB BUT THEY DONT EVEN DO THAT??? THE MOVIE ACTS LIKE THEY SHOULD SURVIVE WHEN THEY ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT!!!

RAAAA WHY IS SHE PREGNANT WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THETES EVIL BEASTS WHO WILL EAT HER BABY ESPECIALLY WHEN HER OTHER KID DIED TOO LIKE 😒

They could’ve made it less stupid by saying ‘oh she was pregnant BEFORE the quiet place happened’ BUT IT SPECIFICALLY STATES THAT SHE GOT PREGNANT WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING! IN WHAT FANTASY LAND ARE YOU LIVING IN THAT MAKES YOU THINK OH YEAH LETS HAVE SEX WITH OUR KIDS IN THE HOUSE AND ALSO MONSTERS ROAMING AROUND !!!

Don’t even with me right now IT MAKES ME SO IRRATIONALLY MAD !!!

Don’t watch a quiet place I could sum the whole movie up in about 4 ish paragraphs. nothing significant happens until the end AND BY THAT POINT ITS OVER!!

But prove me wrong I like hearing different opinions👍

My face when I see people on tiktok giving REAL homeless people the choice between a scratch card and bread as if it wasn’t portrayed as a deranged and terrible thing to do IN THE SHOW:

Intro post maybe

Minor but fine with adults interacting

If you don’t want me around, Just block don’t report, I’ll never intentionally follow accounts just to break their dni or rules

That also means I can’t help with your fund raisers and kickstarters etc etc and I’m sorry about that. I’d appreciate it if I stopped getting them because there’s nothing I can do but I understand the people sending them aren’t always in a position to read these sorts of thing💚

Lmk what actually goes in an intro post because I have no idea

Tags because everyone has them and I’m just a sheep

#megareblogs - self explanatory

#meganalysis - analysis or just rambles about games (literally only mouthwashing I think)

#megarticulates - usually rant type posts

#megasks - self explanatory

#megames - rare gaming content sort of thing (just pictures of sky cotl right now)

I’m like if a super huge tv (a mega tv if you will) came to life and the newscaster is me and the game show host asking questions about topics you couldn’t possibly know about is me and the reruns of old movies is me and Netflix is me and the documentaries are me and NHK world Japan is me

Halloween is over

Am totally normal now

(I got this bg from the internet and istg if even a single pumpkin is ai I’m going to scream)

Anya drawing!!

my queen deserves the world

if you like my art please reblog!