The Suitors Honestly Give Such Frat Bro Vibes

Dear sweet mother of Athena... BOY DO I DETEST CALYPSO. NO MEANS NO GIRL... AND THE FACT SHE KEPT HARRASSING AND TRYING TO WOO ODYSSEUS...

Gags me

AND THEN!! In I'm not Sorry for Loving you, she essentially tries to GASLIGHT him by saying: If my love is too much then sorry not sorry.

.... ITS ON SIGHT WITH THAT BITCH!

Odysseus from underworld saga onwards

telemachus is literally me rn

I'M SCREAMING THIS LOOKS SO GOOD!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

@toocringeforinstagram

ITS YOUR PFP!!!!!!

This is me with Epic the musical

I'm introducing my mom to Epic

It's not going well, she really hates the winions  😅  She thinks the name winions is not original cause it sounds too much like minions. So far she has referred to them as 'furries' and 'ewoks'...

Listening to the Troy saga with my sister, she says Luke Holt’s voice sounds like how hot cocoa tastes 🥺

Lotus-eaters were like "ugh, these damn tourists again. Send 'em to the cave, lmao"

Aww right back at you

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

TODAY’S THE DAY