Always there for you Telekinesis
Can we normalize not calling me by nicknames? Like everyone calls me Telemarketing or Telecommunication, like come on! My name isn't that hard T.e.l.e.m.a.c.h.u.s NEXT TIME PLEASE WRITE IT THE GOOD WAY! I am gonna go CRAZY if it continues
This is the final part because I have already decided on using Jojo Fraga's Love in Paradise animatic and Neal Illustrator's God Games animatic.
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
Aww right back at you
👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
Poor guy. Going through his own odyssey.
Jorge seems so sad and apologetic about the cancelation of the livestream.
None of us blame you Jay. We understand that it's out of your control.
Epic from the perspective of someone on the other ships is like, so funny to me
I mean, imagine you have just got through the worst war of your life. Ten long years and you’re finally able to see your family again. Then your captain/commodore I guess/king says he’s going to go check out this creepy island.
Whatever, you were feeling hungry anyways. Then it’s off to a cave, where you sit around waiting for a weirdly long time until the crew of the fleet’s flagship emerge significantly worse for wear. The really nice guy who used to share his lunch with you sometimes is gone. The king is busy having an argument with thin air on his ship. Everyone is covered in blood.
Oh well, at least you can enjoy this mutton they brought back.
Then there’s a massive freaking storm and you’re literally about to die before you’re handed a harpoon and told to throw it as hard as you can at the sky? And you end up tethered to this beautiful floating island but you can’t even appreciate it because the king is busy having an argument with his first mate. It’s super awkward for everyone else.
The king disappears and returns with a cool glowing bag which these weird little creatures seem to think is treasure, but the king insists is dangerous. You shrug it off and go back to your ship.
Finally, nine days of peace! Nothing weird happens and you’re starting to believe you might actually make it home when THE FREAKING STORM COMES BACK YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THIS!!
You’re blown away from your home and your family and end up in this scary place with a whole bunch of giants and a very angry Poseidon singing about a cyclops. And you’re like what?? We never blinded a cyclops?? What are you talking about?? And then before you have a chance to question it you straight up drown in a tidal wave conjured to teach someone else a lesson.
No wonder they were so mad in the underworld. When does a man become a monster?? Probably when he doesn’t even bother providing context to his men before they die!
Antinous: When the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and I will know!
Poseidon, still recovering from his encounter with Ody: HE IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME
Neat!! Thanks for the tag, I got Polites ❤️🥞
I found this quiz on pintrest!!
I got my boy Eurylochus!
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I’m was gonna post all of the cringe stuff instagram would hate here instead, but it’s more of an epic the musical blog now. Also cover art is by Zwist (obviously)
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