Toobytoobs - Toobytoobs

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

what the fuck are they feeding the falin and marcille fan artists. why are they painting the sistine chapel every time. they're going crazy style. those freaks. i love them so much.

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

Cassandra’s weekly training regimen, according to David Cain.

Mallet Mash Monday.

Tomahawk Toss Tuesday.

Waterboard Wednesday.

Throat Punch Thursday.

Firearm Friday.

Stab the baby Saturday.

Slice the baby Sunday, dual swords for everyone but the baby.

wlw DC championship - SUDDEN DEATH!!

her ass is not listening

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

Mum, come pick me up, I’m scared

guys if i make a post specifically about cassie cain and you generalize it to make it about the batfam i'm legally allowed to break into your house

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462