Reblog The Writers’ Fortune Cookie For Luck!

Superman, in the middle of a battle: *gets hit by a shard of kryptonite*

Batman: *grabs the shard and hands it to Captain Marvel*

Batman: “Captain! Get rid of this, quickly!”

Captain Marvel: *panics and eats the kryptonite*

Batman:

Captain Marvel:

Superman:

Captain Marvel: “I PANICKED OKAY???”

Superman: “SO YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS TO EAT IT???”

Batman: “Please tell me you don’t often eat things to get rid of them…”

Captain Marvel:

Captain Marvel: *turns around and flies back into battle*

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

It's really funny that Cass and Steph patrol as a pair. Like, Cass? We all know she doesn't need back up. So everyone just assumes Steph's there BC she's weak.

Steph, trained by Cassandra, Batman, Barbara, and iirc Shiva? Stephanie Brown who Black Canary says reminds her of herself. Stephanie Brown who's the only one Cassandra will listen to at times.

Steph doesn't need Cass for patrol, Cass needs Steph there to keep her grounded to reality and not spiral into self destruction.

Billy, talking to a war criminal like Mr Mind: “Hey! Can you please stop that?”

Billy, talking to his siblings after they mildly annoyed him: “do that again and I’ll fucking end you and your bloodline”

Let him have that Cain instinct

The Cain Instinct

Damian, standing by the fireplace: I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you all here today.

Damian: We are all in agreement that Stephanie should be part of this family. However, with both father and Stephanie strongly opposed to her being adopted, there's only one recourse open to us.

Damian: One of us will have to marry her.

Damian: Obviously I'm exempt due to my extreme youth, but the rest of you are either of marriageable age or close enough to at least get engaged.

Damian: Would anyone like to volunteer? Richard?

Dick: did you seriously call me away from a crime scene to ask me to marry my little brother's ex

Damian: I'll take that as a no. Duke?

Duke: well I'm not of marriageable age either and I like just met Steph so I feel kind of weird about this whole thing-

Damian: Understandable. Jason?

Jason: lol no

Damian: I don't know why I asked. Timothy?

Tim: Damian this is really weird for me too, she's my ex and we already decided we're better off as friends and I'm sure you mean it in like a marriage of convenience kind of way but it'd still be super uncomfortable for me to ask her something like that and-

Damian: Disappointing answer. Cassandra-

Cass, holding up her phone: oh I proposed while you guys were talking

Damian:

Dick:

Tim:

Cass: *phone beeps* she said yes. We shall have a spring wedding.

Damian: Excellent work Cassandra.

Cass: thank you

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along