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Me: Haha, he old geezer

Also me: Rushes to the drawing board to give him strands of grey hair

DIMENTIO GOING GREY?

Sorry for reblogging without adding tags or text. Currently in a 'I want to pull a Van Gogh' </3

Some characters have a cape because it makes them cooler. Some characters have a cape because they REALLY LOOK NAKED WITHOUT IT

Tumblr??? How do you repost an entire artist??? LIKE THESE RECENT REPOSTS,, PLEASE GO SEE THEM ALL, I will give cookie and milk because it is worth it <33

"You—Captain 'Arrgh'—and robot Pipe Cleaner." ☕

Johnny x Yaridovich/Speardovich (SpearFin) SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…

Who’s the cuddler?

Johnny

Who makes the bed?

Yaridovich

Who wakes up first?

This can be debatable. Pirates get up pretty early most of the time, but if Smithy told Yaridovich to get up at the butt crack of dawn, he would.

Who has the weird taste in music?

Johnny and his sea shanties for sure!

Who is more protective?

They both can be, but Johnny I think is more fearless about it. His pugnacious attitude and loyalty speak a lot for his character. Yaridovich is all about kissing Smithy's ass, so I feel he'd be weaker in this department.

Who sings in the shower?

Johnny because I'm pretty sure Yaridovich would short himself out if he was in the water for too long (jk I know he knows waterspout in game but fuck you, that's funny.)

Who cries during movies?

I don't feel like either of them do.

Who spends the most while out shopping?

They both steal. What is this question going on about? Do you think they BUY THINGS?

Who kisses more roughly?

They both have dominance struggles. It's really hard to tell.

Who is more dominant?

This kind of goes with the above, since I feel their rivalry bleeds over into other parts of their relationship. They are always trying to one up each other out of petty spite. They tease each other (romantically and otherwise) and whoever comes out more submissive gets mad and decides to show the other what for and try to force them into submission but they both end up finding out each other's weaknesses and taking full advantage of each other. Past a certain point, I don't think they even truly care. They are both assholes just trying to get a rise out of each other and have too much testosterone that they both don't know what to do with. I feel they're kind of even in this regard. @blueblirdcoffee and I have quite an extensive list of headcanons about these two!

My rating of the ship from 1-10.

It's a 10 for me. Above person made me really love and appreciate SpearFin and I have so much fun with I rp it in dms with them. I only ship two things here currently and my god do I love both ships I'm a part of!

''Good thing I like you!''

i've renewed my Pandergast, he is now properly bald <33

ref:

Tyrant of Many Faces

Me and who?

PLEASE PLEASE!! OH MY GOD HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE THREE NOTES?? Yes I'm shoving down my bestie's content on you all because I LOVE THEM. And hell yeah, even as a raggedy ass cube pigma be slaying like a diva pig look at himmmm, he so BOOM ALSO I LOVE PERI AND BOUC, Peri I say all the time but also I must appreciate Bouc for the laid-back lazy silly he is lmao-- He would do a half-assed job and get away with it because.. at the end of the day, they ARE up to standards... BUT HE COULD DO MUCH MORE!! *points and laughs*

Everything is as I say, I now make the Star Fox canon /j

Anyways *shoves Star Fox OC content down your throat.*

Peri being my favorite as always, also man Command was a strange game; they really turned Pigma into a whole ass cube 😭

And uh, then there's a new OC, a Cornerian soldier named Bouc, he's just a lazy dude who might be a little fruity

Art is so graciously gifted by @petit-monsieur-pain

Haiii!! :3 Could you make some Painkiller from Objectified stamps? (ˆ꒳ˆ)

PAINKILLER - OBJECTIFIED

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