As You Can See From This Official Diploma God Gave Me, I Am A Coffee Company.

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toast-with-jam38

8 months ago

HELLO??? THE LOOK?? I LOVE THIS NEW WATCHMEN MOVIE

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toast-with-jam38

10 months ago

panel 1: a drawing of ford with his arms on a table, leaning over. his eyes are shut and he's frowning. in a speech bubble he is quoting a text message that says, "why isn't the candy I ate this morning giving me the energy to get through the day" a bag of jellybeans is drawn next to him.

panel 2: a drawing of fiddleford with a slightly irritated expression. his arms are halfway in the air and he's quoting a text message as well. it reads "EAT SOMETHING ELSE"

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toast-with-jam38

11 months ago

DANIEL… YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND. I KNOW IT CAN BE DIFFICULT WITH ME SOMETIMES — .] [.

DANIEL… YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND. I KNOW IT CAN BE DIFFICULT WITH ME SOMETIMES — .] [.

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toast-with-jam38

6 months ago

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toast-with-jam38

5 months ago

doin a little jig

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toast-with-jam38

7 months ago

Every time you post about m*a*s*h i think for a moment it's like a very odd censoring strategy, like youre making a dni for a show called mgarssh or something

MGARSSH stands for Miserable Godforsaken Atrocity-Repeating Soulsucking Surgical Hellhole

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toast-with-jam38

5 months ago

Image ID: A drawing of parallel Ford and Fiddleford in a faux magazine format. Both are dressed in business suits, Ford sitting in a desk chair with his legs politely crossed and a nervous look on his face. He's been tied up by computer cabling, his torso tied and hands bound in front of him. Behind him stands Fiddleford, who has a chipper look on his face while fastening the wire-knot. Title text above them reads "How do you manage decisions as a business partner?" "Why, it's easy!" End ID.

hey does anyone remember that weird photoshoot those guys who run the institute of oddology did back in the 80's?

(consider this a companion piece to that other fake magazine post)

also bonus uncropped interview blurb under the cut

Image ID: "Most would describe the 5-foot-gangly, Lennon-bespectacled Tennessee native Fiddleford McGucket as a "humble" soul- including himself, complete with a disarming smile- but is this unassuming nature all there is to the "eyes and ears" of the Institute of Oddology?"
"In a rare move for the normally reserved self-made millionaire and business partner, Fiddleford spoke with us during a press review for the Institute, which has just recently opened its doors to the public in the form of its "foundations of weird" tour, offering a guided glimpse into the origins of the institute."
"First things first- where did you get those glasses?"
"Ha! If I'd known this was a fashion interview I would've left my talking points at home. They're something my stylist picked out to replace my old pair- far cry from the ones I had held together with chicken wire as a kid. Was this a widely requested question or just a personal one?"
"You caught me! Personal."
"I'll get back to you after the interview then. Some things are just too confidential for the public, you understand."
"What's it like working with Stanford Pines? Is he just as mysterious off-camera as he is to us?"
"Stanford is only as mysterious as a good math problem, in my eyes. He's a little challenging, maybe even frustrating on a bad day, but satisfying to solve. Then again, not everyone gets a kick out of solving math problems."
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toast-with-jam38

7 months ago

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

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toast-with-jam38

8 months ago