Have You Seen The Tiktok Going Around That's A Guy Talking To His Kids Like "The More You Sass Me, The

erm. there aren't actually people who still think that lloyd's a child. right. please let that man grow up it's been literal years. he literally referred to sora as a 'younger one' when she's around 16, and he called the imperium teen protection force 'the teens'. no minor says that unless they're twelve or under which lloyd obviously isn't. that man is an ADULT and it's time this fandom accepts that

excited for this dynamic in the new xmen comix

WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAVE TO BE SO SAD

Uncanny X-Men #1 - "Red Wave" (2024)

written by Gail Simone art by David Marquez & Matthew Wilson

Each of the batkids has had a moment where they once forgot that they spoke multiple languages(or even their mother tongue) in high stress situations.

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A woman: *speaking Arabic to Damian*

Damian who forgot his first language: English woman! English!

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A young girl cries out in french

Duke, who's in ~collage~ and is learning to be a ~productive and successful member of society~ is taking university level Korean and is still in that ~headspace~: swis-swis uljima

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A young boy: *speaks german*

Stephanie "I'm the best at German, Bruce said so" Brown: Est-ce que....uh....oh shite

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An old woman: *speaks Romai*

Dick: * replies in Romanian*

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A shocked person: Hel-

Jason: Do you sprechen American!

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Person: Ma mere! Óu est elle? Elle n'est pas ici!

Tim: Je m'appelle Red Robin

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Someone: *signs to Cass*

Cass: *failing computer noises*

Jasons 🫶

"That Damned Angel..."

part 1

part 2

"An... Unexpected Reaction."

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cass ahd her lesbian moms

It’s crazy that Jason and Tim both love badass aliens and dorky humans who perfectly match their chaotic energy

ah yes, it's another thing that runs in the family

Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.

Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.

Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.

Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?

Tim: why would I be?

Damian: I'm courting two people at once!

Tim: so? They know about each other, right?

Damian: well, yes, but-

Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-

Damian: you are.

Damian: what.

Tim: yes??? You knew this??

Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!

Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.

Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?

Tim: Roy and Starfire.

Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-

Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.

Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.

Tim: still poly.

Damian: Richard??

Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??

Damian: Father-

Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!

Damian:

Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.

DC didn't give us more Tim and Damian's moments bc they know they would be unstoppable together

Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

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Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

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Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

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Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

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Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."