ANNABETH IS SO PRETTY OMG

i love the headcannon that both tim and cass look scarily alike, to the point they could be twins.

like they both share the same general lithe build, they’re the same short height, cass has a short bob while tim has his baby mullet, their training is similar due to their backgrounds with lady shiva and the loa, and (depending on your headcanon) both waisan- so i can definitely see instances where they’re confused for each other or where they mess with everyone around them.

cass on patrol in red robin gear so tim can go on a date with bernard:

random thugs seconds away from being one hit k.o’d: yo since when did red robin start melting into the shadows like an eldritch horror?

jason: hey tim -

cass: wrong.

jason: no, im pretty sure you’re tim, i gave you that scar right there in your neck

cass: nu-uh, this is from cain

jason:

cass:

jason: well this got awkward…

steph hugging tim from behind: hey babe

tim: wrong wayne

steph: ew, i should’ve known, your ass isnt nearly as —

tim walking away with his fingers in his ears: lalalalala im not listening to you

damian: i think you’re the only one in this family i respect

tim who has been silently hanging out with him for the past 3 hours: aw thanks damian, i’ve come to love you like a brother too

damian: drake? i thought you were cassandra, my apologies, i retract my previous statement

tim: don’t care, you love me, don’t try to deny it

lady shiva hugging both tim and cass: my beautiful twins, such well trained weapons, unfortunate that you both ended up with cain

bruce pulling his children back: tim isnt yours…

shiva: well that cant be right, he’s s the spitting image of my sister carolyn, and that birth was far too painful to only produce one small child

tim: woah full circle, my drag-sona is called caroline, maybe you are my mom, i wouldn’t put it past janet drake to adopt

bruce: tim no, you’re not even the same type of asian

cass: too late, we’re blood

shiva: see!

WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAVE TO BE SO SAD

Uncanny X-Men #1 - "Red Wave" (2024)

written by Gail Simone art by David Marquez & Matthew Wilson

this is canon

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

welcome to my Little Red Hood AU (where Jason doesn’t go through super puberty and the consequences of having stunted growth and still trying to be an intimidating crime lord)

In which the bats see a 5’4 crime lord and wonder who left their angry child unattended

The design is heavily Inspired by Juni Ba’s Boy wonder red hood who is the shortest of the older boys i was so delighted to see it and i desperately needed more. I also made him look a little more like how he did when he died :]

Poseidon does not regret his son's birth, but he doesn't know how else to phrase it to him.

how do you tell a 12 year-old boy, an infant in comparison to you and your kin, that his life will be hardship after hardship, trial after trial, full of grief and pain and terror, but Poseidon was glad he was born anyway? that his fate will never be a kind one, will be sad at best, cruel at worst, that there will be times he will wish he was dead, that he will wish he was normal, that he will wish Poseidon truly was a myth, but that you are glad his is your son regardless? how do you tell him that you wouldn't have it any other way? that his pain will be because he is yours, but that you are glad he is yours anyway?

do you tell this boy that you love him, that his cursed existence will bring him pain unimaginable, but that's okay, because he is yours? or do you tell him that you regret, that you feel for him, that you wish it was different?

do you tell your son kind lies, or harsh truths?

random ninjago incorrect quotes because i got bored, have fun reading them

nya: preheat the apartment for me before i get home

kai: what’re you, banana bread?

nya: choose your next words VERY carefully.

jay: if yo leg get cut off, would it hurt?

kai: DUH

jay: how though?

cole: cus your leg got cut off!

jay: how’re you gonna feel the pain?

kai: in your leg… *trailing off*

jay: EXACTLY bruh. how’re you gonna feel the pain—

all three idiots: —IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?!

zane, at the side:

lloyd: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them???

jay: what the hell do YOU do?

lloyd: i die? lmao what kinda question…

random person: i need boy advice help!

nya: kill him

lloyd: so apparently the “bad vibes” i’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

garmadon: LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF IT’S FUNNY

lloyd: hey brad, wanna see something funny?

brad: uh, okay.

lloyd: shout.

brad: *shouts*

*nothing happens*

lloyd: *looks at brad with That Damn Smirk* *screams like a girl*

the rest of the ninja: *scrambling and stumbling over each other running to lloyd* LLOYD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU INJURED DID GARMADON COME BACK

brad:

garmadon: stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence i am not even having a good time

lloyd: i can fix her *drilling, screaming and chainsaw sounds*

cole: *to zane* we need to distract those guys.

zane: *to cole* leave it to me.

zane: *to the villain lackeys* centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

villain lackeys: *immediately begin arguing*

lloyd: you guys are the best team i could ask for, i’d do anything for all of you!

zane: i would like you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

lloyd: absolutely not!

mailman: *hits the bong and immediately brcomes aware of the narrative*

mailman: *hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly*

nya: i want to buy some new engine parts, but it costs like a thousand dollars!

lloyd: where’re you gonna get that money?

cole: you could just sell jay

kai: where’s she gonna get the other $999?

Bruce, who has a problem expressing emotions because he was teased for them in school as the "crazy Wayne kid"

Bruce, who used to clutch Alfred at night and wet himself due to his nightmares.

Bruce, who got flashbacks till his mid-twenties everytime he walked down an alley.

Bruce, who would hug a weeping Dick Grayson and stay with him until the night terrors were over, humming a soft lullaby that Bruce's mother sang for him

Bruce, who hardened his mouth and his life to keep the anger in check after Jason, because he knew if he didn't every criminal would pay.

Bruce, who sees Damian chopping up shrubbery and thinks "I was far worse as a child inside, it's a good thing he's letting it out"

Bruce, who can't walk by a homeless child in the street without calling his special Wayne Foundation liaison (who he keeps on speed dial) and asking her to find "one more spot"

Bruce, who sees Selina petting kittens and robbing the rich and thinks "if I could have had a life with her, that would have been nice"

Bruce, who looks at Cass' x-rays and sees her knit bones and swears to god he will break the bones of whoever's responsible for her upbringing

Bruce, who gives Tim projects that he himself can do faster because he sees attention-starved Tim trying to please him

Bruce, who looks at Clark smiling and thinks of what he can buy for his birthday to make him smile just like that.

Bruce to his parents in their graves after not being able to catch a criminal: I'm sorry. I've failed you. I'll try harder.

People who don't know Bruce: why is that man so unfeeling.

Bad DC writers: idk just that way i guess

WE WON BUT AT WHAT COST….

Part Eighteen

Oh yes, the dynamic "Death just bring more death" VS "Deaths is already happen and we need to answer "