welcome to my Little Red Hood AU (where Jason doesn’t go through super puberty and the consequences of having stunted growth and still trying to be an intimidating crime lord)
In which the bats see a 5’4 crime lord and wonder who left their angry child unattended
The design is heavily Inspired by Juni Ba’s Boy wonder red hood who is the shortest of the older boys i was so delighted to see it and i desperately needed more. I also made him look a little more like how he did when he died :]
best ships ever
Most normal PxG locker room convo:
Meanwhile in Bastard München:
No one, Kaiser.
Even I doubt you sometimes.
tell 'em all they'll love in my shadow
Friendly reminder that Wolverine dated Hercules
X-men Xtreme (2013)
lowkey need a trio like this
Apollo, Hephaestus and Hermes kids being a trio
Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Luke Castellan
Michael Yew, Jake Mason and Travis Stoll
Will Solace, Nyssa Barrera and Connor Stoll
alternatively; Will Solace, Leo Valdez and Cecil Markowitz Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Chris Rodriguez(even tho he got claimed after lee got offed)
i have many different friendgroup ideas
percy jackson watching 14 yo will solace pull a gun and shoot every monster in range with perfect accuracy: my chemical romance was right teenagers scare the living shit out of me
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*Kai walking by*
Cole: I wish I had something to throw at him
Nya: you have a phone
Cole: wouldn't wanna break my phone on his thick head
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*the ninja all being suspicious*
Wu: what the flying fig tree is happening!?
Lloyd: ooh, alliteration, I like it
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*the police arresting Lloyd*
Lloyd: *annoyed* god can't keep me in check but the law can...
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Cole: roses are red, violets are blue, suffering is intense and so is my love for you
Kai: I can't tell if you're flirting with me or crying for help
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Nya: in a world where one of them is straight
*Nya gestures to the boys*
Nya: it's not Cole
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Zane: do you remember the last time you ate a baseball?
Jay: 😃😦🤨
Zane: well?
Jay: 😔
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Lloyd: *casually* I once ate poison ivy
Everyone else: ???
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Kai: he's definitely sucking on me, but that's besides the point
Cole: 😦
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Nya: Jay, do something cool
Jay: I can twiddle my toes *twiddles toes*
Lloyd: she said "cool" not "disturbing"
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Kai: I'm a great dancer
Jay: you dance like a worm
Cole: and not in the cool way
Kai: I do not!
Zane: you definitely do
Kai: *starts trying to dance but just looks like a weird worm*
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Nya: I will cut a bitch
Jay: no?? No thanks???
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Misako: *wearing a costume for Halloween* who am I?
Jay: the queen of England?
Misako: I would have come in wearing a coffin then
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*playing board games*
Wu: I'm gonna win! I can feel it in my bones! Or maybe that's my arthritis..
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Arin: *trying to sing* something something, slim shady, something something, swear words-
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Sora: I love you, Wyldfyre, but I think you're trying to kill me
Wyldfyre: maybe I am!!
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Arin: guess what *middle finger*
Sora: 😃
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*Wyldfyre being aggressive*
Kai: stop tormenting the other students! I will turn this class around!!
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*loud but normal sound if you have a pet*
Jay: *paranoid* that was loud
Nya: maybe the cat knocked something over
Jay: but how??
Nya: by running into it
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Sora: I'm so nice
Arin: 🤨
Sora: *kicks Arin* so kind
Arin 😔
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Jay: *talking abt Nya* she could tell me about a bag of rocks and I'd still listen
Nya: *walking by and overhearing* *blushing*
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Kai: aren't you supposed to follow the instructions?
Cole: cooking is just a bunch of suggestions that I'm not gonna listen to
Zane: I think you'll regret doing that in the future...
Kai: *looking at the batter Cole made* I'm not gonna eat that...
Cole: don't worry! I'm probably not gonna either with how much salt I just put in it!
Jay: how even??
Cole: I thought it was sugar