this is canon
Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.
Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?
Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO
Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother
"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"
Like this:
Timothy "straightlace" Jackson Drake and Richard "the mother hen" John Grayson
🤝
Not letting anyone but their teen titans know that ur completely unhinged underneath the mask
the world wasn’t ready for them… for what they could’ve been
Bruce, who has a problem expressing emotions because he was teased for them in school as the "crazy Wayne kid"
Bruce, who used to clutch Alfred at night and wet himself due to his nightmares.
Bruce, who got flashbacks till his mid-twenties everytime he walked down an alley.
Bruce, who would hug a weeping Dick Grayson and stay with him until the night terrors were over, humming a soft lullaby that Bruce's mother sang for him
Bruce, who hardened his mouth and his life to keep the anger in check after Jason, because he knew if he didn't every criminal would pay.
Bruce, who sees Damian chopping up shrubbery and thinks "I was far worse as a child inside, it's a good thing he's letting it out"
Bruce, who can't walk by a homeless child in the street without calling his special Wayne Foundation liaison (who he keeps on speed dial) and asking her to find "one more spot"
Bruce, who sees Selina petting kittens and robbing the rich and thinks "if I could have had a life with her, that would have been nice"
Bruce, who looks at Cass' x-rays and sees her knit bones and swears to god he will break the bones of whoever's responsible for her upbringing
Bruce, who gives Tim projects that he himself can do faster because he sees attention-starved Tim trying to please him
Bruce, who looks at Clark smiling and thinks of what he can buy for his birthday to make him smile just like that.
Bruce to his parents in their graves after not being able to catch a criminal: I'm sorry. I've failed you. I'll try harder.
People who don't know Bruce: why is that man so unfeeling.
Bad DC writers: idk just that way i guess
Psychic: *Reads my mind*
Me: Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace Jason Grace.
Psychic: What the fuck is Jason Grace?
jaya dump because i'm sick and twisted and i miss them and oh my god imcryning pleasecome bback to me jaya i think im gonna throwup
also i kinda made the 2nd one out of spite of the twink jay truthers. that man is not skinny or weak or frail. he is a grown man and he has muscles and he is beautiful and perfect . He's literally a ninja like omg he trains and does fights and prolly tries to see how many consecutive backflips he can do idk (the answer is 0). i think he'd probably be relatively lean & slim but actaully super super strong. also i think nya would just be rlly muscular and beefier compared to jay .....Just because she's awesome like that
brutalia nation we rise
OMG
detective comics #1071 variant cover by ivan reis (2023)
lowkey need a trio like this
Apollo, Hephaestus and Hermes kids being a trio
Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Luke Castellan
Michael Yew, Jake Mason and Travis Stoll
Will Solace, Nyssa Barrera and Connor Stoll
alternatively; Will Solace, Leo Valdez and Cecil Markowitz Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Chris Rodriguez(even tho he got claimed after lee got offed)
i have many different friendgroup ideas