I Saw The Minecraft Movie Eith @luka-niteshade And One Of Our Other Friends (who Doesn't Have Tumblr)

phantom tail go burr

currently watching a space movie while reading a space fanfic

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

that ine was a lot if fun the song was good girl by carrie underwood

i didn't think id make that many posts today holy shit

also in the library for a moment cuse my teacher had to grab something she told us her class of like 10 left there was 15 idk what happened

honestly it seems like itd be fun to go to souly for the audience reaction lmao

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings

"ima hold your feet when i say this you might be autistic"- @luka-niteshade

rambles from reading

fic: Unsinkable by chapt 39/51

omg it is the talking hammer

damn just name dropping her lmao i mean she a bitch so

how much are you telling all of them bro

HOLY SHIT HES ACTUALY TAKING THE THROWN :0

omfg the silence after that 💀

wait hows she gonna know he took claim to the thrown they dont talk to other tribes??

-that chapter is done now cuse i started this like in the middle of a chapter-

ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!

Remember to;

Stretch your wings, tail, fins, and body

Moisture your scales

Fluff up your feathers

Pluck the bugs off your skin (or a friends)

Pick the crusties off your horns

Shine your halo

Sharpen your teeth and claws

Hide among the darkness

Create a huddle around those close to you

Trick some humans into thinking you’re one of them

Be free

Ration the food among your pack

Refine your burrow/nest/den

Hydrate yourself

Nourish yourself