Weird Stuff That’s Happened To Me

Strange things my friend has said

I quote

I’m gunna eat your toes!

This building would look fimilar if I could se it

If a murdur comes I’ll stay behind so you can run (my response:no)

*haply slaps table* Enchiladas!

Godammit its a flour tortilla!

Sins twice in one sentence(yes she said this)

Anybody who has a tumblr account is going to hell probably and I don’t even believe in god

And then on a walk

We planned each other’s murders

I'm trying to 3d print I will update in 3ish hours

UPDADE: IT WORKED

Now look at my new friend

(Not my original design)

A drawing of my d&d character Amakrie.

I got embarrassed over something I did today, but I forgot what it was, but the feeling of embarrassment still hovers over me

Shitting alone handsome?💫

Born to shit forced to wipe ✌️😣

Hellsing is literally trigun, brittish vampire au.

Hey yall I ain't dead,

This fact is shocking i know.

I should probably put a trigger warning

Sometimes, I think that no one actually has a personality, and they r all just pretending. Then I remember I'm autistic. And also a theater performance major. I doubt these three things are connected.

Peeled tomato