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BSD Light Novel: Dazai Osamu and the Dark Era (Prologue, 1/3)

A few things to start off: I’m translating this from the Chinese novels to English. Chinese is my mother tongue while English is my first language. I’ve had formal education, but understandably some things are lost in translation from Japanese > Chinese > English. I’ll do my best to explain them, but please enjoy this with a teaspoon of salt. I try to keep to the original intent as much as English grammar will allow, but the gist is more or less there. For this part, I haven’t had much trouble other than one part, which I’ve added a postscript note for.

Please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask if anything sounds wrong or looks weird! If anyone wants to proofread these for me I’d be eternally grateful. I’m doing these at my own pace, so if anyone wishes to help out just let me know, I’d be more than happy to join forces.

Without further ado.

Weiterlesen

I don’t miss scrolling through tiktok. My mind is wonderfully blank. I have no idea what’s going on over there. I’m playing so much more minecraft and dancing alone in my room much more often.

All of those are brilliant.

Standalone Fics - Jen (ConsultingWriters)

This is a masterpost of all my standalone fics from the last three years! Am taking the liberty of reposting, as my posts have not been showing up for many people in fandom tags (which I’ve now fixed). Ratings and warnings vary.

Thank you so much, everybody who has been supporting me for these three years.

SO! In descending order of popularity…

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Remember Me

Summary: Bond has lost his memory. Q has lost his love.

“What have I forgotten?” Bond asked; Q watched him, trying to find the James he knew.

“Nothing that you won’t work out on your own, if it’s really important,” Q said carefully, before returning every fraction of his attention to the computer in front of him.

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A Programmer in Q-Branch

His name was Oliver, he was a programmer in Q branch, he had no access to classified files…

Sherlock Holmes is contacted by his elder brother. The Quartermaster of MI6 has been abducted, and Mycroft is insistent that Sherlock finds him. Sherlock, John, and a rather overzealous 00 agent, attempt to find him before Q shatters.

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Beautiful Broken Creatures

Q is a hooker. James Bond is in love.

The boy is sharp in all of the right places. His spine is bent in an entrancing curve, leant against the lamp-post, shadows pooling in the indented hollows of his face. He is too-pale, the flush high on his cheekbones from the cold, lips bitten so they retain a deep fuchsia stain.

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The Art of Ownership

Q is Bond’s Omega, and happily so; Omegas live in a dangerous world, however. Ownership can be won and lost far too easily.

Every Omega’s greatest fear: to be claimed, and forgotten. To belong entirely to somebody else, but cease to matter.

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The Battlefield

Every year, MI6 goes through the single most stressful, highly-anticipated, important event in their calendar.

The inter-departmental paintball fight.

There was only one rule: no lasting physical harm. Beyond that, everybody went quite categorically insane over the entire affair.

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Identity

Q, the Quartermaster of MI6, has dissociative identity disorder.

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FAO: Q-branch

Christmas is a catalyst for relationships, including the rather tempestuous one between 007 and Q.

I appreciate that it is a few short weeks away from Christmas. However, the next person who attempts to place mistletoe in my general vicinity will find their equipment mutilated by viruses which will mysteriously survive any and all attempts to be removed, and will probably outlive your grandchildren.

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The Issues of Dating a Holmes

John and Sherlock go on a double date with Q and Bond. Which really, was one of the worst ideas anybody had ever come up with in recorded history.

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Confined Spaces

The recording light of the camera remains steady, constant, and Q conducts conversations with empty air.

His voice is a thin rasp. “I don’t know if you can hear this, but I think you probably can,” he muses. His throat hurts. “If it’s just going back to Chris then fine, but if you’re there, then hi.”

Q manages a small, fragile smile that doesn’t come near his eyes.

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Blood and Salt

Q has lung cancer.

Never had he needed to watch anybody die like this.

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First Name Terms

Bond could count the number of times Q called him by his first name on the fingers of one hand.

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The Fandom has Attacked

The James Bond initiative had been created as a way of romanticising MI6. Turning failed missions into myths. Keeping ‘James Bond’ a figurehead - an idea, not a person. The legacy of MI6 without the reality.

The Skyfall incident was made into a film. And now, Q has discovered something… rather frightening.

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Trigger

Q fakes his own suicide, and a devastated Bond needs to understand why.

Loving Q had been water in a storm; too much. Bond had drowned in it, more willingly than he wanted to admit, dying in Q, with Q, knowing Q was drowning with him, neither wanting to go.

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Young and Beautiful

It would have been kinder, Q thinks, a long time later, if we had both died young.

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And that’s the lot, guys and dolls! Hope you enjoy. Jen.

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿

I need this in my life

I really love Snips and Skyguy, but was just wondering what could have been if Ahsoka had been Obi-Wan’s daughter padawan? It’s just a dynamic I would have loved to have seen, if we hadn’t gotten the absolute gold that is Anakin and Ahsoka. 

Just wanna acknowledge Obi-Wan for being the galaxy’s best dad real quick. 

Bonus sketch: Cody knows what’s up. 

Me, I am currently working on a post where I wanna post my favourite stuff of the movie and people add to it. I don't have many followers though so I doubt it's gonna go somewhere....

Hit me with reylo though

is there anyone who liked tros here? because I so want to talk reylo with someone but I don’t want to complain about the movie or any kind of negative energy

Maul is the embodiment of Gen Z

Okay but hear me out: What I mean in particular is that Maul in episodes 10 and 11 of S7 is the embodiment of gen z.

- has been telling people about the impending disaster that will tear apart the world and is trying to warn them

- trying to overthrow the government

- ready to throw hands at any given opportunity (or pick them up if we remember that one scene)

- sass

- clearly not straight

- this:

(Gifs belong to @mlmanakin I think, correct me if I’m wrong please)

And of course:

- dramatic as fuck

Feel free to add to this xD

Yes, this is just, YES

Pros of Garcia Flynn:

protective and supportive husband

Heart Eyes™

let’s Lucy have her space

tall

character development

character development

makes Lucy smile

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

doesn’t speak for Lucy

is there to comfort Lucy

puts Lucy first

knows when to let things go and when to step in

just talks to Lucy about things that aren’t about their relationship or a mission

knows when to NOT talk

loyal

smart

walk walk fashion baby

is a friend first

character development

Croatian Tree

knows that Lucy has some remnant feelings for Wyatt and doesn’t try to change her mind or sway her opinions

also a history geek

protects Rufus even though Rufus doesn’t like him

Calls Wyatt out on his shit

doesn’t shame Lucy for who she talks to

accent

apologized when she told him that he didn’t know her by modifying his statement and giving her a choice to continue

is there whenever he is needed

turtle neck sweaters

deserves everything

Pros of Wyatt Logan:

everyone assumes he’s endgame

???