I'm So Sorry To All My Moots From The Good Omens Fandom Shit Just Hit The Fan In The HB Fandom 😭

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

does anyone else think about how in Oops, stolas never finds out that Blitzø was kidnapped with Fizz? I know obviously Crimson had no reason to show Blitzø in the ransom video, but I cannot stop imagining how this scene would have gone if Stolas had seen Blitzø tied up and gagged too

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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The people who are upset by Millie apologizing to Blitz have never been the person that everyone relies on to not fall apart and then has no one to rely on when they actually do fall apart.

Forget Fizz shaking, this would give Stolas a heart attack

I'm just imagining Stolas reading the paper the day after this episode and he's flipping through all the "FIZZAROLLI QUITS" and "FIZZMODEUS CONFIRMED" pages and then he sees these pictures or something and chokes on his cereal

some more book!husbands.

trying to make crowley's look scream "DICKHEAD" when you look at him and the he stands next to az and it screams "SUGAR BABY"

also when they get home:

no words, just take this

I.M.P. in human disguises 🥰 (yes, Blitzø's tattoo is covered by his hair). Reference credit to albanenechi <3