Hmu

this is better then any fic ive read lately

new trope just dropped

ray toro [ my chemical romance ] as scratch cat [ scratch ]

technically from a game!

Wearing my 3 cheers shirt under my basketball uniform like I’m a sleeper agent

Can I get a medical certificate for jelquing it too much?

Sorry boss, can’t come into work tomorrow. Yeah. Sorry. Sprained my penis doing a little penis stretch called stretching my penis until it hurts. Yeah. Actually you’re not allowed to fire me over it because I’ll kill myself. You’ll be real sorry then. Okay see you tuesday

quick creepy clown sketch that I’m never gonna finish :)

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

I’d be an awesome tuxedo cat coz I’m the goat heck yeah

if i was a cat i think i would be a brown one because i dont have the energy to be an orange one but i dont have the aura to be a black one

now i am thinking about what cat everyone would be — this is wonderful news

I stared at this and felt no emotion as nothing can cheer up the darkness within my own mind.

Woaaah, we’re halfway there,

WOOAA-OOOOAAAAH