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“Princess, I didn’t bring any spare pull ups for you. I’m serious. You were the one that told me you could handle pull ups. Does someone need her diapers back?”

Me and my mommy are about to start getting into diaper training and I’m curious how you came about potty timers and how that works?

My daddy @jay-saun and I have both always had a love of omo, so we were pretty quick to discover ways to engage in long distance bladder domination fun together. “Potty timers” are just what we started calling one of those kinds of activities…it’s basically when my daddy gives me a certain amount of time that I have to set a timer for, and I’m not allowed to go potty until the timer goes off. Usually my daddy also gives me other rules along with the potty timers, including what specifically he wants me to wear, how much he wants me to drink within a certain amount of time, and what to do when my timer goes off (i.e., go pee in the actual potty/in my bed/in my pants, padded or not 🙈). Most of the time it’s an all day sort of thing where I’ll be given a series of potty timers that gradually increase in length…and I usually end up pretty leaky and accident prone by the end of it.

If you’re planning to try it out, I recommend making sure you and your mommy discuss general rules/limits before hand. It can be helpful to get a baseline of how long you can typically hold it between potty breaks while drinking a normal amount of fluids so your mommy can know what would be a reasonable amount of time to set your timers for. Obviously I don’t recommend trying anything crazy as far as the amount of fluids you drink and/or the length of time you set your timers for-please use your own discretion (and definitely do your own research about what’s safe/normal if you’re not sure where to start). Think ahead about where you’ll be and what clothes might be better for hiding any accidents/leaks before you get started so you don’t end up putting yourself in any unwanted potentially embarrassing situations around others. It’s also worth mentioning that doing potty timers can make you spiral into helpless/needy littlespace or even give you symptoms of sub drop depending on how long the timers are and how difficult it ends up being on you to hold it, so just be aware of that and make sure your mommy can check in with you as needed throughout your holds and/or be there to give you lots of snuggles and attention afterwards.

I also think potty timers can be a good way to track the impact of diaper training and/or just wearing/using dips regularly on your bladder bc you’ll be able to notice differences in how hard it is to hold it/stay dry over time…on a related note, I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I’ve noticed a change in my own ability to hold since my daddy and I started doing potty timers. We actually did some of them today, and I failed pretty miserably at holding it for each timer (even though they were each only like 1.5 or 2 hours long). Here are a couple pics to prove how soggy things were getting for me by the 2nd out of 4 timers I tried holding it for today 🥺🙈

What would you do if you found out that your hiking buddy had a super blushy secret and that odd crinkly rustling noise wasn’t just the sound of the leaves and rocks crunching under your feet?

What would you do if your hiking buddy had to ask you to look out for other hikers for a minute so she could change really quick because she underestimated how much water she’d end up drinking and how long it would take to get to the end of the trail?

What would you do if your hiking buddy couldn’t quite get the tapes of her fresh diaper on right as she nervously rushed to get changed and had to ask you for help? 🙈

@jay-saun

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