Timetobetraumatised - TimeToBeTraumatised

Discworld x Tolkien crossover where Vimes arrests the One Ring for being an accessory to murder

I can never date anyone cause I'm already in a committed relationship with the bit and to be honest I think that's gonna annoy away any potential love interests

The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

.... I have a problem.

First post!