Highly Recommend Injecting A Little Whimsy Into Your Life. Say Hello To Gravestones. Pretend The Raindrops

still the most under appreciated joke in recent hermitcraft history...

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

It's so funny hearing Joel complain about him and Bdubs not being online at the same time because from what everyone else seems to complain, Joel is basically never online at the same time as ANYONE. This man only logs in on the 25th hour, builds an entire new building, then drops off the face of the map.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

favorite etho autism moment was on false's stream where they're all making jokes about "who would ever watch minecraft content on youtube 🙄🙄🙄🙄" and etho just goes "ᶦ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ ᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ"

"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories