No Punctuation We Read Like Romans

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hey you

I’m proud of you for making it through the day, no matter how hard it’s been

If you're ever bored w far too much time on your hands, sit down, look up "Middle earth time line" and start reading. Click on whatever seems interesting. This will most definitely occupy you for a long while.

sure what's the worst that could happen

Beware!

Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

Discworld x Tolkien crossover where Vimes arrests the One Ring for being an accessory to murder

love and appreciate what Impulse was saying to chat before he ended stream, but there is something absolutely hilarious about him thanking chat and getting emotional in the foreground while Joe and Pearl are hitting eachother with the clumsycooking stuff in the background-

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

The crows......? Or... The graves??? Are you running a takeaway service for zombies??

My favorite part of my day is feeding these greedy losers