Tennis Balls Are Just Limes That Failed Their Exams

If you think people used to willingly stare off into the distance before smartphones, my dad told me he had this psychology assignment when he was in college in the 80s which was basically

Go to a restaraunt by yourself and eat a meal without a newspaper or journal or anything else to keep you occupied and then write a report about it

Which tells me that this was a way for a professor to inflict psychological torture on their students and that people used to bring little things with them to keep them entertained. Shown by those old pictures of everyone in a trolley reading a newspaper with one hand.

Frankly I think that the human brain has been craving smart phone forever. Perhaps we use it too much at times but if this was 1985 we also wouldn’t be talking to people. We’d just be looking at newspaper or drawing stuff on notepad instead. And the old people would all be shaking their fists about how kids spend too much time looking at that damn TV because yes this discourse has been going on long before smart phone

literal bugs

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

Lissajous curve table

I can never date anyone cause I'm already in a committed relationship with the bit and to be honest I think that's gonna annoy away any potential love interests

Seeing red: Inside The Acolyte's shocking bloodbath and big villain reveal

Honestly, everyone [who already watched ep.5] should read this article. Practically every paragraph deserves a separate post. Aside from Leslye casually dropping gems left and right, I am just overwhelmed with how delightful, smart, and appreciative this team of cast members is. They actually get it, they understand what's at stake, and enjoy every moment of being a part of this story. You just wait until we can all talk about it without fear of spoiling something, people will quote the heck out of these interviews.

I love the contrast between the 2 people who have a 6th sense for invisible Jimmy. Like it's

-"I know where you are because we're best friends and I love you lots and lots <3" (Scott)

and

-The all-seeing ability of the Cain Instinct (Grian)

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that