“we Won.”

mama

[DC] this vine but it’s Tim and Damian

this was funnier when i was trying to fall asleep last night

this ramadan we pray for peace and aid for the people of palestine. this ramadan we remember the previous ramadans, where thousands of palestinians were massacred. this ramadan we honour palestine, and may we see a free palestine next ramadan

this is how it goes for each game right-

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say, pt... 3?

- you! you and whatever it is you’re holding are staying on THAT side of the room where there’s no one you can kill

- Tasting the analyte is strictly forbidden as it may contain toxic components. - line from laboratory manual

- professor, with an ominous tone: your graduate thesis committee will consist of five people, and not all of them are… good people

- *to lab instructor* so hypothetically, if someone were to spill a large amount of iodine onto… something, and this is hypothetical, then how would you hypothetically remove it? this is, of course, hypothetical

- my most effective method of qualitative analysis is called Guessing

- student: this isn’t dissolving, i think i’m going to try aqua regia   three separate people simultaneously, from different parts of the room: NO!!!!!!

- i think the person who wrote down the colors of these solutions was colorblind

- lab technician: how are you using up so much ethanol, it’s like you’re drinking it or something   students: *nervous glances*

- you’re sharing your workspace with him? …do you have life insurance?

- student: so how close do you think Professor […] is to reporting us to a psych evaluation team?

- professor: so let’s say you want to make a thermonuclear bomb. no, nuclear bombs are for idiots. now, thermonuclear bombs…

Crossover support group for subordinates in distress.

I just killed a baby cockroach. I’ve never felt this powerful before in my life.

Here's an Uraraka for your day!

dork loser

Couldn’t find the original tweet but here’s the person who made the original image: (x)