ive uploaded this video 50 million fucking times
except Damian.
(edit)
+ Cass and Duke are HERE
+ The third panel is Dick! It can be confused bt he's not Bruce! Is the oldest!
- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE
- *loud pop* student, in very calm voice: well that was painful
- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now
- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way
- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.
- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three
- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?
- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”
- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead
- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade? *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it* well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.
- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year student: sir, this is a four-year program professor: oh, then never
My Top 10 KPOP Songs of 2023
(not in any particular order)
(I know 2023 is not even over but shh)
ETA ~ NewJeans
Back for More ~ TXT
Chasing that feeling ~ TXT
Queencard ~ (G)I-DLE
Super Shy ~ NewJeans
3D ~ Jungkook
Sugar Rush Ride ~ TXT
I Am ~ IVE
OMG ~ NewJeans
Get A Guitar ~ RIIZE
top 10 telepaths in modern media
Haiiiiii waiha pookie bear baby chunks stink winky chipmunk 🥺
(I took Perlis paper btw)
What who is this. is this @jyunism
Roy: Do you want to know how I actually spend my free time?
Ed: Yes.
Roy: I hoola hoop. I attend a class for both fitness and fun.
Ed: Oh my god.
Roy: I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Ed: Why are you telling me this?
Roy: Because no one would ever believe you.
Ed: You sick son of a bitch.
I am once again thinking about Madame Christmas’ bar in the 1890s…..
welcome… pookie bear no. 3…. @thrilleddragon
I was doing fine without ya, 'Til I saw your face, now I can't erase ~The Less I Know The Better
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