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I GOT THE QUEEN SY SNOOTLES

i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

Leia the Hutslayer.

I lured my twin sister down the Star Wars rabbit hole. This is her first SW fanart, featuring vindictive Leia killing the terrible Jabba. We both noticed most “Leia killing Jabba” artwork focuses on Leia’s sexy submission instead of her strength, so this piece turns her objectifying guise into a lethal weapon..  

Ahsoka in the back with a baby!!!

Temuera Morrison and Daniel Logan doing Māori haka at the recent Osaka Comic Con in Japan

Watch the entire stage presentation: https://youtu.be/NVGqgrWrjMQ

Got inspired, made something, hope you enjoy.

Pretty accurate if I do say so myself.

Reverse Star Wars AU writing challenge: every time canon fridges a mother, fridge the father instead. Every time a woman dies for the sake of Manpain™️, kill off the dude instead.

(I know this gets particularly complicated with Obi-Wan, because his woman-who-died-in-my-arms count is in the double digits at this point, but I have faith fandom can find a way.)

The only rule is that the story cannot be about a man. It cannot be about man angst. It has to center the women.

First gif is Anakin, second one is Vader

why does darth vader always walk in like this

when the world needed him most, he returned

What's their ship name? Nazi4Nazi?