I've Never Seen Star Wars And I'm Just Wondering Is Luke Gay?

"The Jedi gatekept the Force"

Oh, are you from the Path of the Open Hand? You know, the evil anti-Jedi cult?? Cuz that's what u sound like

"The Jedi gatekept the Force!"

Ah yes. That's why they coexisted very peaceably with the Baran Do sages, the Bardottan Dagoyan Masters, the Guardians of the Whills, the Church of the Force, the Lasat, the Mirialens, and hell even the Nightsisters.

......I'm not actually sure you know what gatekeeping means.

When I show up to the life-altering lesbian situation ship contest but my opponent is sabedala

*gently hands this to the five other Sabedala shippers on here*

I think about this often

what do you think the gay nightlife scene is like on Tatooine

Where do I sign up for those sensory deprivation rooms that are "inhumane" and "drive people insane"

People hate too much... Star Wars is bad, we know this! Let's love together instead, let's search for the good in everything, and never give up on our dreams of what Star Wars could be. That's my Jedi way or whatever

I love love love the Jedi Apprentice series for obi-wan backstory bc it adds so much to his character... But to do that for him and ignore the fact that padme has the same depth to her (if not more!) is really disrespectful imo

it does bother me how deeply people will mine obi-wan's child soldier trauma that comes from a dubiously-canon book and isn’t referenced at any point in the movies (or shows), but straight-up never talk about padme's child soldier/queen trauma, which is half the plot of tpm and while maybe clumsily followed-up on, is nonetheless a real genuine part of her character included from the start

see at some point post-ROTJ luke's gonna have to fill the droids in on the whole Situation and then this must have happened

Threepio: *full-on gibbering breakdown*

Artoo: *unfazed beeping*

Threepio, cutting off mid gibbering breakdown: you knew?

Artoo: *continued beeping*

Threepio: what do you mean, you were there?

Luke: wait what

Artoo, rolling away to go do droid things:

Luke: Artoo get back here right now

Artoo: *innocent whistling*

Luke: Artoo??

If I had a nickel for every time a Jedi with psychometric abilities fell in love with a nightsister I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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